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    Lionel Messi - v7

    wakeup B! watchumean in upcoming years? rapid skim past the few pages and you'll see cunt, coward, brat, pampered autistic traitor. Already enough salt in here to pull the walk on water trick LMAO Season 'bout to start. Our vets and Commando better make a truce real quick! Even if they don't...
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    Which of these strikers linked to us would you sign?

    Out of the 4, Slippery Mem, aka Sleepy Eyes is my fav. Dude plays with flair and when he turns it on, we get some pretty cool stuff. He's a bit of a mesomorph though and his Lyon beer belly might turn into a full fledge Michelin set if he joins us.
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    That is correct and things will prob pan out this way. EPL clubs's will steer clear off this storm and simply wait till June. This will grant more time to work out their models and pre-arrangements/deals with sponsors, etc. instead of pelican diving into this murky swamp full of unknowns. Only...
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    Eduardo Camavinga

    Boum! supafly 1-2 stepover and score !! Rafi is damn good too
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Viva la libertad !!! :super2: y los nachos :D
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    Luis Suárez

    Smoke signals? 3 puffs means Danger :stoner: I agree on skipping ceremonies and salamalecs specially in dire times when need to expedite things but in this case, it was counter-effective because all the call achieved was to put Betty Sue on the defensive instead of having him cooperate. They...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Poverty troll post. I expect better from you :thumbdown: Spin da Gyros MessiG!
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    Eduardo Camavinga

    Woaoow that's cool though! we just might have a chance after all. Never doubt da bouzeman :rockon:
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    hehe datz sum fuck fest GeorgieB but ya better watch ur 6! There's already an amber alert on kattanib prowling Kampf Nou in his Hitler outfit, looking the bite Messi's dick off like it was a Frankfurter, Achtung!!! You might get caught in the crossfire. Way I see it, Ratomeu is fucked either...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Dany called Barto a crook and Ney calls him the chief idiot in charge. Messi can't stand the sight of him anymore because of his shady deals and using his press pals to call him the lil'dictator and Messi wants this, Messi wants that, Messi wants a new chef, Messi doesn't like the wallpaper...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    Someone give this confused soul the snowy generation C _ Cool as Ice :snowman: handbook Even a collapsing Supernova couldn't melt dasnowman an iota :cool: Follow up on my F1 post -- > this dude was kraaazycooooooool !!!
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    yeah maaan! these guys and aviation test pilots are at the top of the Cool chain :cool:
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    Erling Haaland

    King Haal would be a dream TTT - Top Tier Transfer Picturing Neo bouncing balls off his beautiful Frankenstein forehead into da net :bounce: Would be like playing Ping Pong with King Kong waaaaaaat :w000t: Still dunno why we couldn't sign him over Dortmund. All pastadude was asking for was...
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    Kylian Muppet

    I suspect he didn't expect the return pass from Angel and his usually above par Ninja Turtle Super Reflexes went short-circuit. He stared at babyface's deep blue eyes and hugging outstretched arms and couldn't decide whether to go Right or Left. So he ended up making a simple pass like it...
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    Ernesto Valverde: An Analysis of his tenure

    I completely agree with MessiG. He's one of the most lucid illuminated posters here. Barcaman, please change back his thread name to Ernesto. He was given the boot in a humiliating way after he actually pulled a good game. And he left like a true Basque Country man, smiling nobly in the face...
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    Antoine Griezmann

    Donak waaaat waaaat watchumean homes? We talking here 'bout DJ MessiG! Spinmeister GyroscopeWizard Extraordinaire :w000t: Out of this world acceleration capacity in full tilt under reduced gravity loads Can take the G-Force like no one can Yo MessiGyros do not let these earthling...
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    What would Messi cost?

    TukTuk's reaction when asked :trampoline: PSG would be ridiculously stacked. Their only challenge would be the CL. Too boring for Leo. If he goes, more than City, would LOVE to see him at Chelsea! Posh location for Anto. Good schools for the kids Leo dancing the blues, crushing it in...
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    Kai Havertz

    Marina Sky Pirate Dark Angel Granovskaia strikes again! https://*******************/sport/football/12489160/chelsea-agree-club-record-kai-havertz-transfer-five-year/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunfootballtwitter&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1598305690 Official announce anytime now...
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    Lionel Messi - v7

    for sale! for sale! Alba Jerseys 98% discount due to ooooooooverstock! Get'em while they're hot!!!! if your jersey has more than 10 moth holes, you get 5 free!!!!!!!!
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    Memphis Depay

    Do it! :bartomeu: One Barto-Mercato-Reverso of a swan song for Bela Bartok. Would only happen if FloFlo, thinking we done and dusted after the 8-2, doesn't send him his monthly allowance.

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