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    Breaking! Laporta Confirms Return Of Messi As A Player!

    Genius tactician Laporta. 2055 Elo Setien got nothing on him
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    Arsenal

    :2guns: r ffffffaaafiiiire best vibe in EPL they be cookin hot wok! top 2 if dey don burn out like last thyme :chef:
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    https://theathletic.com/news/jules-kounde-injury-surgery-france/yqQDP1muLdYl/ just a minor chronic discomfort on Jules left jewels operated on back in June everytin aigh'ry naw, cheeky nurses gave him da happy fix
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    Xavi Hernández

    or the smooth bokeh. Buskman must've beaucoup high res blackmail pics of all 'em coaches :filmed:
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    Arsenal

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    Cr150

    Who number 1?
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    Frenkie de Jong

    Smokes and mirrors... Laporta is no fool and wouldn't rest the new registrations on the prayer that FDJ will play submissive. He already made a deal with Pique to resign and join the board. Next on the chopping block will be Busi & Roberto. Umtiti will be nominated Sporting Director and...
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    Liverpool

    Preparation H vs Agent Orange :jacko: will be a duel of titans
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    Neymar Jr.

    Goldenboy got ultra-sensitive nerve endingz iz all As long as contact is made, it's like fencing, he won the duel with his skills by drawing in the defender. Where it gets really lame is when strikers dive in the box with zero contact. Shows a lack of skill and confidence
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    Joan Laporta

    Grandmaster Laporta Catalan Gambit Bishop 2 E6 :fishing: after Ter, all the vets will get the axe 1 by 1, and Franky4 will take the :rap: and then, he'll bring Messi back for a Magnum Opus on a 5 mill salary Geniuzzz!
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    Jules is good but banana tree no fight back Maxence crowkilla is the real Tong Po :rambo:
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    Neymar Jr.

    Buakaw vs Neycrowmancer would be bananas :dog: caw caw Marseille to sign Muay Thai defenders just for the classicos
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    Liverpool

    so are 1-liners :attachment: wanna cut?
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    Virgil van Dijk

    Get dat Orange Gouda, he got the mineralz! Klopp's High-line would more exposed than a red-ass monkey without him let's 'ave it right! Go Blues :lol:
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    Frenkie de Jong

    yep yep Marco Polo at PSG excels at just that :thinking: Can boogie all night with the Emperor's concubines and be back at midfield to counter his attacks.
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    Liverpool

    standard special ops ghost recon honky-tonk talk jingle bells n jungle storms :che:
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    Liverpool

    Barca will Hi Jack and Hey Jude :guitar:
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    Cr150

    Prodigal son will return to Sporting CP
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    Sergio Busquets

    Ancient One still has the same world class vision and quarterback abilities. Where it gets tricky is he's no Dom Toretto. If he gets car-jacked in DM position, shit is fast n furious gonna hit the fan other options will also get dispossessed but they'll have better chances of getting the...
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    Franck Kessie

    King of New York homz :rap:

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