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    Bernardo Silva

    meh brace urself, you'd have better luck finding Masala in Sparta yaddig ;) Peptobismol knows... he always unloads his ol' relics near their expiry date
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    Frenkie de Jong

    The weather, quality ball and beach spots ensure a certain degree of pull when it comes to players. As for sponsors, it's more touch n go. With man-tits Laporta as the figure head + all these weird gossips n press leaks = feminine, hormonal, woke "oh do it for your Club" bleeding heart vibes...
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    11 - Raphinha

    datz watz up * coach Marsch gave him madz L.U. 2 da V 4 just that https://www.teamtalk.com/leeds-united/raphinha-transfer-news-jesse-marsch-praise-hopeful-transfer-completes
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    Michael Olise

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Obviously Kevin De Bruyne created the most big chances (per 90 mins) last season, right? 🤔<br><br>Wrong, that was Crystal Palace's Michael Olise! 🦅<br><br>Incredibly, no player to play 1,000 or more minutes created more big chances per 90...
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    Gabriel Martinelli

    https://www.transfermarkt.us/gabriel-martinelli/profil/spieler/655488
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    Gabriel Martinelli

    so cool it's arctic :cold: won't be playin 2day vs Palace though as he got a slight knock
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Skoolz out :rap:
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    FC Barcelona Finances

    lol Pep always goes OTT with his praises. He could sell raid to a mosquito
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    Mavericky Puig

    Ricky Crips gonna Bang Bang his sets cruzin for spicy taco sushis Nortenos & Wah Ching gang betta watch out :cool:
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    Trent Alexander-Arnold

    what he said Smart move by Klopp! Bayern did the same thing with Phonzie If attack is what they need, clubs should sign speedy skilled wingers who can cross and shoot on the cheap & put'em in active duty in the back after a heavy duty defensive training camp. Better than bidding up the few...
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    Mavericky Puig

    they even look alike brodas in arms
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    Premier League 2022/2023

    strapp'd Gnrz cappin every1 Top 4 Ars - City - Spurs - Pool Palace 5 ManU or Chelsea 6 _ whichever get or keep Wiz 22, the Moroccan Zaalouk deuce :rap:
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    Jordi Alba

    We can't. SPCA would be all over us Send this rabid fool to the Wolves and even Cesar Milan won't be able to rescue him :dog:
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    lol wtf is this, ma daddy can beat up ur dadda contest :lol: Suarez would make defenders crap their pants while protecting their jugulars samurai umtiti still got nightmares and dey was pals let it go Temp, this one you can't win
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    So if not looking for overlaps and tireless runs up n down a la Alves, could even use a CB who's forte is defense... preferably a tall one with good vertical leap for added strength in set pieces :thinking: or maybe prof. Xavier will go 3 at the back mutant mode
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    Mavericky Puig

    This sucks ass! Now I'll have to get a TSN subscription too. Shoulda given him a 10 year contract! Damn u Barto!!! Xavi Fraud only knows how to play Tic Tac Toe This is devastating!
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    Frenkie de Jong

    It's quite the predicament This cat ain't going to ManU. 10H is dope but he could get fired after 1 year and then he'd be stuck in Chesterland Chelsea or PSG only viable options his wife would be amenable to otherwise, it's a Se Queda y no salary el dropo Thug life's got xpenses
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    Frenkie de Jong

    A 1 year Loan deal would take 18 million off the books :thinking:
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi

    Magic 10% Messi will show no mercy 23 Gs + 23 As this season izz already done :rap:
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    This one had me go through a bounty pack of Kleenex dawg Beer und Tears as my Tyrolian granps used to say

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