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  1. Kohe321

    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    He's the kind of player a coach like Klopp really can get the most out of. Though I'm sure he must be just devastated not to play under the tactical genius that is Arsene Wenger anymore...
  2. Kohe321

    Paulinho

    Poor guy, I can just picture how he isn't allowed to sit at the cool table with Messi, Suarez, Pique etc. If he doesn't come out to the pitch next match we'll know why. It will be because Pique and his gang of rascals broke his Boom Box and gave him a sprained leg.
  3. Kohe321

    Douglas Pereira dos Santos

    He'd have the shortest highlight video of any Barca player ever. I guess it would contain that one time where he did that drible near the corner flag, and that one shot he did that went into the upper seats in the stadium. Worth every dollar.
  4. Kohe321

    Douglas Pereira dos Santos

    Djeez, has he really been earning 1,5m a year here all this time?
  5. Kohe321

    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Live shot from Borussia Dortmund:
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    Ángel Di María

  7. Kohe321

    Manchester City

    Not impressed by what I've seen of them so far this season. Very static with very little movement in front of the player with the ball, and sideway passing galore. Reminds me of Barca when we had this exact same problem a few seasons ago.
  8. Kohe321

    Jean Michaël Seri

    Based on his name alone it makes a lot of sense.
  9. Kohe321

    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    I picture Robert standing in the hallways of the Liverpool offices with people rushing back and forth preparing the match, coughing and raising his hands up trying to getting anyones attention about our newest interest in Coutinho, to no avail. :lol:
  10. Kohe321

    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Dear Bartomeu and other make belief professional directors in the FC Barcelona board, It is in fact possible to sketch up a contract without fifty pages of variables and installment stipulations. Yes, really. It is. Sincerely, any fan of FC Barcelona anywhere.
  11. Kohe321

    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    FC Variables strikes again.
  12. Kohe321

    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    So if that's true, we're basically done for the summer then. I highly, highly doubt Liverpool would budge so late in the window when they didn't do it weeks ago.
  13. Kohe321

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    Honestly, Dembele isn't worth anywhere near 150m. Neither is Coutinho. The desperate situation we have now thanks to years of incompetence means that any purchase we do now will have to be at a suckers price. It's not worth it. We're making fools of ourselves and losing all respect in the...
  14. Kohe321

    10 - Lionel Messi - v5

    Messi turning on the board in a major way is one of the few things that could actually make them all step down, and fast. His situation with the contract expiring in 2018, where he could leave for free, is enormous leverage. Given the choice, I'd rather have a chaotic season where we end up...
  15. Kohe321

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

    Long shots seem to have the same effect on him as these goats have to being startled:
  16. Kohe321

    Jean Michaël Seri

    Yeah, and it will be because the transfer window will close while we're still busy arguing with Nice about the last 5m variable that involves Bartomeu's cat and a game of darts between Seri and Jordi Mestre.
  17. Kohe321

    Jean Michaël Seri

    I say it again, we should just rename to FC Variables and replace the stripes on the kit with pictures of rolling dice - the combined number of the dice on the kit representing the squad number of the player. Can someone tell our board of make belief professionals that sketching up a contract...
  18. Kohe321

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    If the reports about our latest bid for Coutinho are true... :lol: Are they just actively trying to piss them off at this point? We sure know how to make friends in the market. Keep this up and no club will want to do business with us. :rolleyes: Might as well change the team name to FC...
  19. Kohe321

    10 - Lionel Messi - v5

    If Messi left this team, the combined weight of all these years of bad decisions and incompetence in the transfer market would suddenly be very palpable. The guy has single handedly plugged so many holes in the hull of the ship that is FC Barcelona for way too long.
  20. Kohe321

    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    How long does this embarrassing saga have to drag on? Stop twiddling your thumbs and sign the guy already.

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