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  1. Saladin

    Nelson Semedo

    I liked the Semedo-version who had coverage from Vidal a lot better. But you are right, Dembouz and Semedo link up way better together than Sergi and Dembélé ever did.
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    Nelson Semedo

    Awful game by him so far IMHO. Seems shaky and unfocused.
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    Arthur

    Are all brazilian footballers constantly out of breathe or born with an inferior respiratory physiology? Wow, he runs back with the same tenacity as a Cristiano Ronaldo or Per Mertesacker. Coutinho generally looks like he is sick from the start of each match, almost seems anaemic to me.
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    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Somebody needs to get a hold of HBO and tell them the next trailer with a block of ice better be melted by the codeword 'Dembouz' Ousmane is LIT AF. Fire. Mbappé is better, they said. He is a useless one-trick pony, they said. Sell, they said.
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    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Abso-FUCKING-lutely. Talent of a true prodigy unfolding. Off-topic: Fuck Espanyol.
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    10 - Lionel Messi - V6

    He has been utter shite today. Offday, 'course. Hope we pull through. EDIT: And then he pulls another rabbit out of his ass. Haha.
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    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    Coutinho is the flop buy of the two (him and Dembouz) but people still shit on Ousmane and defend the Brazilian. He has been marginally better this season than Denis Suarez was last season. He has the speed of Mertesacker, the same slalom-like body-dribble that is obvious for 95 % of his...
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    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Valverde is the biggest cunt since Tata and his mother-in-laws green shirts.
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    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Fuck you, Valverde! And to the Dembouz haters, let me quote the great late Biggie Smalls 'Fuck all you hoes'
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    Sergi Roberto

    Since when did he have his hair cut? Anyways, predicting it. MoTM for Atleti, Sergi 'Couldn't Catch a Cold' Roberto!
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    Neymar Jr.

    instant 4 CL trophies.
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    Neymar Jr.

    Neymar brings alot of cash the other way, though; He is one of the most marketable players in the world and also one of the best players on his day. I would still put my eggs in the 'Dembélé' basket and hope for the kid to get his act together. The Neymar shitfest of last summer is not soon...
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    Antoine Griezmann

    I hope Leo tears this fuckboi two new assholes. He almost makes Cristiano seem tolerable.
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    Frenkie de Jong

    Rabiot is a new disaster in the making; a great player with obvious qualities but a bad fit when you consider the full picture. We let Isco, Modric, Özil go to Madrid (and bought guys like Arda, Song, Gomes, Paulinho). All 3 Barca-fans, granted we were having the best midfield trio in the...
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    Frenkie de Jong

    https://www.fullmatchesandshows.com/2018/11/16/netherlands-vs-france-highlights-full-match-video/#3
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    Sergi Roberto

    Can we just blow the bank for Kimmich, De Ligt and FDJ already?!! And drop Sergi and Piqué like two hot potatotes. Instant fix and 7-9 CL trophies.
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    6 - Carles Alena

    Dude, stop mixing cocain with alcohol. And hold off on the Mary J.
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    Sergio Busquets

    Sergio and Sergi were both awful today. The 4-3-3 under Valverde is a fucking laugh, Rakitic was either shite or exhausted. Roberto runs around like a headless chicken, reactively. Suarez couldn't tame a hamster if his wife's life depended on it and our above-average players of the season all...
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    Lliga | Round 11: Rayo Vallecano - FC Barcelona 2-3

    This is not on Valverde, even though he is an average coach. The players lack intensity and tenacity in every fucking duel; looks like a bunch of depot workers chasing a ball on a muddy field in the rain. In Jersey. Embarassing display from nearly all our players. Busquets is dogshite today...
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    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    The praise for Coutinho is absolutely mindboggling. I love Phil, don't get me wrong, but he is for some reason not performing on the level I expected. He gets way more of a 'break' than Dembouz, for instance. The criticism of Dembélé is somewhat justified since he has a lot of moments throughout...

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