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  1. Metaphysical

    14 - Javier Mascherano

    he should start every game Puyol doesn't start. we need that "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!" in our back-line. it keeps everyone else focused.
  2. Metaphysical

    Gerard Piqué

    this is classic Piqué, he's started slow every season he's been with us and only really turned on the form after xmas. every fucking year it's "OH HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS BEFORE!" and then when the new year rolls around, guess what happens? admittedly there's always something that he changes in...
  3. Metaphysical

    10 - Lionel Messi - v1

    clearly tired after the Milan match. that match drained the entire team, tbh, but Messi and Xavi (who took a real kicking from Milan's hatchet men) looked especially knackered.
  4. Metaphysical

    Pedro Rodriguez

    movement: check finishing: not quite yet
  5. Metaphysical

    Andrés Iniesta

    and this guy too.
  6. Metaphysical

    Sergio Busquets

    if Busi had been wearing white, we'd have gotten that penalty. just like Messi vs. Sociedad.
  7. Metaphysical

    10 - Lionel Messi - v1

    I'm not saying he's a gnome because he's short, I'm saying he's a gnome because he looks like a gnome.
  8. Metaphysical

    10 - Lionel Messi - v1

    Messi looks like a garden gnome. when his hair is medium to long he can look good, but I would never say he's attractive. I suppose he's cute, in the sense that gnomes and children are cute, but I dunno if I'd go much further than that. we're not a very attractive team, tbh. alright Piqué...
  9. Metaphysical

    14 - Javier Mascherano

    I love this guy. we don't desperately need a CB because this guy is such a fucking titan at the back.
  10. Metaphysical

    Mario Balotelli

    absolutely. how dare Cantona celebrate like that! the black bastard.
  11. Metaphysical

    Robin van Persie

    club & country, competitive club games, all international games, coming off the bench counts as half an appearance: Cristiano: 55 (52+3) games, 53 goals, 0.99 ratio RVP: 49 (45+4) games, 43 goals, 0.91 ratio Gomez: 45 (44+1) games, 40 goals, 0.90 ratio Falcao: 37 (36+1) games, 32 goals, 0.88...
  12. Metaphysical

    Seydou Keita

    ain't no one greater than Seydou Keita. :worthy:
  13. Metaphysical

    Thiago Translantara

  14. Metaphysical

    Eric Abidal

    Alhamdulillah.
  15. Metaphysical

    5 - Carles Puyol

    I love this guy, but... no.
  16. Metaphysical

    Thiago Translantara

    he made a big statement today, I think. looked comfortable as hell playing out of position on a massive stage against big opponents.
  17. Metaphysical

    14 - Javier Mascherano

  18. Metaphysical

    Gerard Piqué

    we missed him tonight. with him in place of Puyol, I doubt we'd have conceded tonight.
  19. Metaphysical

    1 - Victor Valdes

    wrongfooted twice tonight. not the best performance from the Sex Macheen.
  20. Metaphysical

    10 - Lionel Messi - v1

    two RIDICULOUS assists and two brilliant penalties. some lovely dribbles too. usual day at the office for the Messiah.

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