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  1. God Serena

    Luka Jović

    Finishing is the exact thing we do not have even a bit of from Suarez. The start of his decline saw him missing open nets against Real Madrid and now look at him.
  2. God Serena

    Mateu Morey

    But has he re signed with the club?
  3. God Serena

    Kevin-Prince Boateng

    If the choices were him or nobody I still say the club chose wrong.
  4. God Serena

    6 - Carles Alena

    This kid is an infinitely better player than Coutinho. It's actually kind of shameful.
  5. God Serena

    Adrien Rabiot

    What does being "Alpha" bring us, exactly? He's not particularly talented defensively and his passing is kind of shit.
  6. God Serena

    Carles Perez

    What are you talking about? He only just turned 21. He was playing UYL just last season...
  7. God Serena

    Luka Jović

    Looks like he's smarter than a braindead chimpanzee, so he's probably better than Suarez. I don't see why he wouldn't walk into our lineup.
  8. God Serena

    6 - Carles Alena

    So Alena's not been good because he doesn't give killer passes and shots, but Vidal being lucky to complete any pass at all and Rakitic just kind of being there for an entire game without doing much of anything are completely fine? This is his first month of getting any decent minutes as a...
  9. God Serena

    Ernesto Valverde - V1

    Holy shit, you can bet on that? I'm betting on him not scoring too, from now on. Could at the very least pay my bills.
  10. God Serena

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

    Mats, I love you to death, and seeing all these saves reaffirms years of argument and a permanent label as a Mats fanboy, but please, for the love of god, stop saving Valverde's career.
  11. God Serena

    Malcom

    I've had a lot of failures in my life, but I've never failed so hard as to make a sarcastic post, and miss the sarcasm when someone responds to me sarcastically.
  12. God Serena

    Luis Suárez

    Just let Alena play as false 9 and see how it works out lol
  13. God Serena

    Tanguy Ndombele

    :lol:
  14. God Serena

    Yerry Mina

    My hate boners are legendary. Haven't disliked a player so much since Bravo. Speaking of Bravo though, watching his career flatline the moment he left Barca like I always said it would was a sight to behold. :lol:
  15. God Serena

    Yerry Mina

    He should have never seen the pitch in a real game, but that didn't stop fans from attacking anyone who dared suggest he wasn't good enough. :lol:
  16. God Serena

    Kevin-Prince Boateng

    Meanwhile, at my university, I can forget all of my shit on the other side of campus for a couple of hours and when I return to get it nobody has so much as touched it. :lol:
  17. God Serena

    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    Can't think of anything he brings that 21 year old Alena doesn't... And he costed 160m. We could have easily signed De Ligt and De Jong while also bringing in a solid striker with that kind of money.
  18. God Serena

    Kevin-Prince Boateng

    Oh, I see. You were talking about Green Bay. I thought you were being factious because of the coffee emojee, because you literally described everything the Coybows aren't :lol: Yeah, Green Bay is more like Barcelona, but the thing about Barcelona that would make it more like a nation's specific...
  19. God Serena

    Kevin-Prince Boateng

    All that aside, I think any fan who says a shitty old man with bad knees who can't even play striker (lol) would probably be worse than a B team striker is probably smarter than the people who signed the shitty old man. Just look at how Prince did against Valladolid. Boateng, while 1 on 1 with...
  20. God Serena

    Kevin-Prince Boateng

    Are you... being sarcastic? Since you're not from America I genuinely can't tell if you're joking, or if you really just... don't know.

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