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  1. God Serena

    Ansu Fati (loaned to Monaco)

    Nah, getting trolled by blatant sarcasm just makes you an idiot lol.
  2. God Serena

    Lliga | Round 2: FC Barcelona - Real Betis 5-2

    1.) Abel Ruiz is a central striker and that's the only position (Griezmann) up top where we don't have any starters. 2.) Wonder-kid syndrome.
  3. God Serena

    Lliga | Round 2: FC Barcelona - Real Betis 5-2

    Perez and Ansu in the squad, interesting. Wonder if either of them will get any minutes.
  4. God Serena

    Carles Perez

    He's going to breakout and be a star, probably a top forward in La Liga. It'll be hard for Dembele and Suarez to get back in the team when Perez shows he's our best forward not named Messi. Even Valverde will be too scared to bench this kid, he's that much better than anyone else. Mark my...
  5. God Serena

    Ansu Fati (loaned to Monaco)

    This rings true for both him and Illaix, from what I can tell. Might be nice to have some genuine prodigies with the B team again.
  6. God Serena

    Do you want Rakitic to stay?

    Doesn't do a single thing everyone else in our midfield does, and what he does do, he does worse than everyone else. But none of that matters because he will start every single game regardless. Gtfo
  7. God Serena

    6 - Carles Alena

    Kid has been unplayable today, probably is best showing in the mid since his Barca B days.
  8. God Serena

    Philippe Coutinho

    His ceiling wasn't as high as it seemed. It's nothing new, really. Our mistake was letting our erections (as a club) make us break the bank on a player we in no way actually needed and fits nowhere in our lineup. Coutinho flopping harder than a Barca B graduate (He's legitimately worse than...
  9. God Serena

    Moussa Wague

    Not really impressed overall tbh. Kind of feel like I would rather Roberto in any pressure situation, and Semedo himself is better and should be the main one "developing" when Roberto is piddling about in midfield.
  10. God Serena

    Moussa Wague

    Roberto is in midfield now, it seems.
  11. God Serena

    Junior Firpo

    The fans could line up to bow down and blow the players off and they'd still choose money.
  12. God Serena

    Marc Cucurella

    We have produced a genuine La Liga quality player and we have no interest in giving him even a minute of first team time with us. Shame.
  13. God Serena

    Ernesto Valverde

    Managed to force myself awake at 5:30 AM to see the game. Then I realized Oriol was at RB and I just went back to sleep. Valverde staying sent me into a full-time football depression that has made me dread watching us play due to the blatant incompetence shown by this man and just when I was...
  14. God Serena

    Xavi Simons

    If he was good enough for what he was demanding, he'd be with Illaix on the brink of playing with the B team. As it stands, he was only going to be playing for Juvenil B. Not bothered by this one.
  15. God Serena

    Arthur

    Why do you think he's referring to Barca, when being interviewed with Brazil, about a Copa America game...? Are you okay?
  16. God Serena

    Neto

    There's no point "Killing" a man who spends his entire day screaming at rocks about how aliens are wiping our memory, which is essentially all your Mats hate boner is at this point.
  17. God Serena

    Neymar Jr.

    I still wouldn't bet the overextended nail on my pinky toe that such a thing would happen, though.
  18. God Serena

    Neymar Jr.

    That's a pretty idiotic bet to make when you literally have the greatest goal scorer of all time on your team, but okay.
  19. God Serena

    Neto

    Same case as with Bravo. Since he's not Mats people rate him as our best goalkeeper but the moment he steps away he'll flounder and vanish.
  20. God Serena

    Luis Suárez

    Suarez, naturally fit? :lol:

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