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  1. B

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Shits himself anytime the ball a meter above the ground. I've legit seen Sunday league keepers commit to aerial balls better than his close eyes and hope I get some connection shit. That is if he decides to even go for it within his 6 yd box. I get surprised sometimes when put in a bad cross...
  2. B

    Vitor Roque

    some players just run like that. Suarez looked like he would fall over everytime he ran. Haaland runs weird with his neck strangely tucked in
  3. B

    Vitor Roque

    he did better than Ferran with a piss poor Betis side that was struggling to put 2 passes together. They desperately need Isco back
  4. B

    17 - Marc Casadó

    didn't stand out so from a DM perspective he had a very solid game
  5. B

    11 - Raphinha

    those late direct runs into the box playing off the striker are dangerous not matter if its a high line or a low block
  6. B

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    no keep it as is
  7. B

    11 - Raphinha

    was gonna hope Vini got ran into the ground, but having Vini and Mbappe constantly beefing for the LW might actually be better
  8. B

    5 - Pau Cubarsí

    Pau and Faye would have been a good duo. Faye brings pace in spades that Pau lacks
  9. B

    11 - Raphinha

    who needs joga bonito when you can spear the heart
  10. B

    La Liga Round 4: Barca - Real Valladolid 7-0

    bro tasting Madrid tears
  11. B

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    thank you for bringing back the directness and the you score 2 we'll score 5 mentality
  12. B

    11 - Raphinha

    bro has 4 lungs and all 4 have been unleashed. All it needed was to stop making him hug the touchline
  13. B

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    hire Xavi back to throttle Soto Grado
  14. B

    Ansu Fati (loaned to Monaco)

    if Ferran can be a starter at Barca, can you really discount miracles?
  15. B

    Clément Lenglet

    and Raphinha
  16. B

    20 - Dani Olmo

    how many fucking players do we need to sell for him to be registered
  17. B

    Joan Laporta

    why'd you let your club fall to the state of almost bankruptcy? Where was your CATALAN spirit then? Did they gag you and throw you in a dark basement for the past decade?
  18. B

    Joan Laporta

    Are you big enough of a fan to want to see your team become the next Blackburn Rovers or Nottingham Forest
  19. B

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

    yeah a whole football pitch of distance between him and Lewandowski
  20. B

    The best chant in football history

    I'll just leave this here

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