Search results

This post on RAWK made me laugh: 'Reckon the shooting events will be held in Compton?'

And that is it mostly over, thank fuck. They dragged that out as long as they could.

What absolute defiling of the Olympics having idiots like 'Snoop' and 'Dre' perform their rubbish rap music as part of the handover. I wonder if they would have approved of this in 1894, could they see into the future. Or indeed, the Ancient Greeks lol.

Red Hot Chili Peppers miles past it. Fucking hell, that absolute arsehole Snoop Dogg is on now.

Nothing says 'mid life crisis' like abseiling into a stadium of adoring world-class athletes in front of billions on TV and stealing all the attention.

Tom Cruise the bellend, here he comes.

Mayor of Paris is a GILF.

Those two guys rival women in how much they can talk. I actually feel physically exhausted having sat through that half an hour of chat.

If Tom Cruise doesn't do some death-defying Mission: Impossible type stunt after all this bollocks there's gonna be riots.

I will have a new found appreciation for Champions League draws after this.

Now Bach, the outgoing IOC president. How long do you think he will talk for?

This French guy can definitely talk. He's been at it for ten minutes now, maybe more.

I have never done drugs, but the golden voyager segment must be what it's like to be high out of your mind on acid.

When will we see Tom Cruise :lol: ? This is the longest foreplay in history.

Even Courtney Love has never been this drug out for fuck sake. I wanna get to bed by 5 am.

It's still going on. Waiting for the changeover to LA and Tommy Cruise to come flying down from the top of the stadium. Edit: Or maybe not.

Some awful music being played.

This is all a bit ridiculous. They're saying Tom Cruise might be doing an epic stunt at the end to pass over to LA. That guy is a fucking dickhead lol.

Hope none of these athletes are claustrophobic.

So many people on this Saint Denis pitch - not as many as we will see when Chelsea play games at Stamford Bridge this season.