Considering Guardiola has only been here for 3 years, 182 matches under him in which all of those players you mentioned played seems to be a bit off. Firstly Puyol played something like 120 matches under Guardiola, so this can't be right.
Bottom table Liga teams are much more entertaining than bottom table teams in any top European league, no shit they're not as entertaining as top table teams.
Rossi is not better at anything than Villa. Rossi will go through dry spells as well and as soon as he does everyone will want him out and compare him to Eto'o, Ibra, Villa and all the other strikers that have ever played for Barca. Typical.