"This man should absolutely be in the hall of fame for vampires, Messi. Slipping out like an eel covered in Vaseline"
Ray Hudson on Cesc's poor finish, "It's neither a shave or a haircut. If it's a haircut, it's a Marge Simpson one"
Tito probably didn't know that bartra existed before all of his other options were unavailable. He was the biggest reason for bartra not progressing. Not giving him playtime vs the likes of osasuna etc and then expecting him to perform vs bayern is beyond stupid
He is ready to play vs Madrid. He will never improve if we don't play him against tough opposition. And pique will never improve if he doesn't have to fight for his place
Neymar-Only one consistently creating threat for the osasuna defence
Bartra-Both him and Puyol were equally good but I rate him higher because he has been so consistent
Puyol-first game back in 7 months and showed us what was missing in our defense