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Thank god that the turd has finally been flushed.

Let's say we'll sell Messi, which is inane in itself, who are these great young players we should buy to replace him? Only Mbappe looks somewhat fit to lace his boots and that's in the future, not right now. Both commercially and from a quality standpoint. However, PSG will tell us to fuck...

How many times has Ter Stegen saved us last season when we mailed it in for the last part of some match? A lot, that's how many, because we're not a team that can fucking park the bus properly. The keeper saving shots left, right and center does not mean that we are a great defensive team. It's...

Some people really lack some proper perspective. We've spent close to 400m euros in the last 3 transfer windows alone and we should expect pragmatic turgid football because we get results this way. Like this is such an impressive thing. Of course we get results, the majority of the teams can't...

New drinking game: Take a shot everytime Suarez makes a failed dummy.

It's not that simple. Keita had a release clause so nothing RB could've done. As far as I know FDJ doesn't have one so it's in Ajax' hands.

If we sell Raki we better bring someone in his place, but with 10 days until the end of the transfer window, it's doubtful. So unless a 100m+ offer comes from PSG I would tell them to fuck off. Hell, better yet, pay the fucking clause and convince Raki or no deal. I would sell to other teams for...

The league was won in December. Alba and Raki had better seasons under different managers, so no.

I was thinking the other day over the state of our team last year, which culminated with the Roma debacle, but whatever happened with the managers improving the players he has at his disposal? Currently there is no one player that has improved under EV. Maybe Umtiti, but can't think of anyone...

He wouldn't even blink if presented with the chance.

Keep the money and find a striker for the next season. Pogba won't be worth half of what we have to pay for him and he'd be a luxury signing at best.

Agreed. I'd take Cavani for a season or 2. Seems he has more in the tank at this point and could be great stop gap until some other striker shows up. But it's a moot as I don't see us being in for Cavani or Cavani being in for us.

Spot on. You can count on one hand the sub-par matches every year but when he does have them it's a disaster and he doesn't run, doesn't defend, can't move past players, too passive. Basically if he doesn't perform to world class levels on every goddamn position on the pitch, for very damn match...

Above, you have exactly the type of poster i was talking about. Lmao at he was great yesterday. He's been great non-stop for 13 fucking years you clueless waffle. Who was great in the Rome game? No one, so it's less about Messi stinking the place as much as other stinking the place to...

Of course, but that's just because Suarez hadn't yet exploded. Not until his second year in Liverpool. Let's be honest here, Cavani moving positions after Zlatan's exit would make no difference to who is better if Suarez would still deliver on his 2012-2016 form. The difference comes from...

I never thought it could happen but Cavani is a better player than Suarez at this point. And it's all because Suarez is an entitled shit while Cavani has always been and still is a humble hard worker. A shame, Luis.

First of all, I don't think it's possible to win it with this kind of football. We need to have a very lucky draw until the semi-finals and then deliver something way above what we showed last season. We absolutely have the squad to play better football than what we show. Especially this year...

It's unfuckingbelievable having to defend Messi on a Barca board. The last player that should receive any kind of criticism really. If the other players would be world beaters in every match only for Messi to screw up again and again, then fair enough. However, when the guy has a maximum of 10...

To all the clueless bastards who post shit about this man, after delivering silverware season after season, you can suck donkey dicks. Our main striker can't score in a brothel, Messi goes out and scores like the best striker ever to drags us for months. The main striker gets his form back, the...

I just can't enjoy this version of Barca. We play lethargic football sprinkled with some Messi and Cou magic. Still only the first match so we'll see, however I won't hold up my breath for something different than last season.