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Don't! You're doing something most of us can only dream of doing. If I ever met one of the Barca players I don't think I'd have a clue what to say. Then again I haven't been able to speak since that Madridista broke my jaw :p.

That girl only had her eyes for Ronaldo. Then again she wouldn't be able to spell Football Talent without a dictionary.

I guess UEFA just have to keep inventing new awards for Messi to win. Next year: Best Foreign Player that plays for a Foreign Nationality but plays Club Football in Europe Award and then Best Goalscorer Award, closely followed by Messi Always Wins This Award So This Award Is Only And Always...

Messi's telepathic thoughts: "Camera-dude, I order you to kill my enemies!"

The tunnel is the source of his hypnotic powers. Chaos merely amplifies him.

You mean the creepy man lives in the tunnel?

Messi's own trophy cabinet must be like four times bigger than Arsenals... and full of trophies to boot.

Who is that man!? He creeps the shit out of me but I still don't know who he is.

Nasri: "Iceberg ahead! Iceberg ahead!" Wenger: "What are you le talking about?" Nasri: "There's an iceberg ahead! Turn the ship around!" Wenger: "Son, you forget who is le master of le ship, Her Majesty's Arsenal!" Nasri: "Look! There's a dinghy in the water! It belongs to us Cap'n Winger!"...

Are you on the wacky tobaccy? Like hell Messi is gonna be on the sidelines. He wants to play and score: I say let him. And to the rest of you: There ain't no pumpkin-cut freak of a kid with a feminine voice in our fanbase. I won't accept it. Besides he's Canadian... what do they know about...

This is a fan site, mate-o. We love our team, we are biased to you, fair to us, just like Madridistas consider themselves fair and always right and consider us to be wrong in whatever we think. That's the beauty of rivalry. Also, as for Frögzil... I seem to recall that this whole affair was...

The mystery has been solved. Frögzil. Son of Frogzilla.

Que? But Özil is not French.

Adriano made do some bad screw ups occasionally but I've taken quite a liking to the guy and definitely think he fits in.

I prefer his dance of victory with Adriano.

Hahaha I love that he's really starting to get more involved. He used to be very passive but now he seems to get more aggressive. And before anyone goes "But but Messi is supposed to be so innocent", yeah well, I have a lot more respect for a player that dare go more on the offense... even...

Last I checked this wasn't the Busquets thread.

You are a funny guy.

haha all of the- hahaha the fans? hahaha are you- are you saying pretty much all the fans chanted that? Hahahahaha my, you're a real joker. Did you know that? That you're a joker? Bill Cosby over here hahaha... oh wait he's not even funny... but you certainly are! Richard Pryer doesn't have...