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I don't get it. I got sent to the principals office for declaring my love to that girl.

Geez Raed. I've never seen you pile up so much praise for a poster before.

He can't win the Golden Raspberry Award for that... he was awesome. He could win an Oscar but to win the GRA he'd have to be a terrible actor.

The Golden Raspberry Award.

Somewhere, gingerless is screaming.

Lol you said nincompoop.

Bitch please... if someone can pay Pele a sack of money and get him to do a commercial about viagra then all it takes for him to really admit that Messi is superior... is a sack of money.

Yeah, congratulations to Madrid. Well deserved. No really. Next season you better pay the referees as much as CR7 or they might get jealous.

*cough* penalty against Chelsea. I think 70+ goals are well within reach.

It's official then. Ol' Jorge is gonna be a granddad.

I did hear that a lot of women find Mourinho attractive.

Nevr

Challenge accepted. I shall from now on refer to myself in third person. LoveLaudrup shall from now on refer to himself in third person.

Does Diego refer to himself in 3rd person?

Apparently Pep's pessimism comes from a disbelief in a deity. Also Ross and Rachel got back together even though it's really awkward now that Joey has grown feelings for her.

I'm completely in the dark about Mou right now. If we had destroyed him and claimed La Liga and CL then I bet he would be on his way out of Madrid. If he had beaten Bayern in the CL and won the final (against Chelsea? Come on...) then he would also leave. But on course to win La Liga? I'm...

CR7 is an arrogant cunt. But that has more to do with his on-field antics and behavior. His humblings at the hands of Barca numerous times and recently Bayern, has kept him from floating too far from the ground. Pele on the other hand is somewhere up in the clouds, completely disconnected from...

People always say this whenever Messi breaks some record. I'll give the answer: He's going to say the same shit over and over again. "Messi is still not better than Neymar", "Messi hasn't won the World Cup like Pele", "When Messi scores over 1,000 goals then we can talk". Stop hoping for...

Sign him.

You're a brave one to deny that I was right.