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He is a proper winger for sure. 4 assists in as many games lately and seems the more talented of the two brothers (sort of like the sisters in Tennis).

Criminal to compare him to freaking Andre Gomes. Edit: Another Andre Gomes-esque goal, I guess 🤔🧐

Different breed this season. Fucking masterclass.

Would have gotten two assists already but Morata doing Morata things.

Shark with a brace tonight. Been our best offensive player bar Yamal since July.

Are you fucking trolling? Top team like Madrid? The pussies we beat by a distance last season? GTFO.

Because Xavi is using him as a LW. Like using a bread knife to butter with. Fucking useless because he's out of position, not everyone is a Sideshow Bob tool who will just averagely play out of position, whilst the delusional coaches act as if they invented the Swiss army knife. Xavi is...

He sucks donkey ass to the fullest. Tigrinho will eat every minute come January, if Xavi had even the slightest of pea-sized balls.

This guy has nudes on everybody in the club, apparently.

He/Hey.

He is just so freaking good. Straight poacher.

That's a tasty lineup, would maybe consider switching Gundo with Romeu positions and Gavi instead of Romeu 😊

#onlysomesharksrape trending on 'X'

Glad you are happy, friend. Cheers, bitch!

-------------- MATS/Pena --------------- Joao C. - Araujo/Kounde - AC/Inigo - Balde -------------- FdJ/Romeu - Gundogan ------- Lamine/Torres - Pedri/Fermin - J. Felix/Gavi ----------- Lewandowski/Roque ----------- A variation of this lineup can compete against any team in the world

Almost makes capitan Bob bearable to watch this season, innit?

WTF is up with these shitty funds that can't seem to transfer the money owed to the club? A German one, even. Never would have taken the Germans for being late or inefficient in any scenario, but here we are. Fucking Ratomeu, hope the love of his life fucks his best friend and his favourite TV...

I agree, he has WC skills and his stats are actually pretty good.

#10 is mythical. The rest are meh.

I agree, but maybe the 10 should be given to no one, then? Should NOT repeat the mistake of added pressure with Lamine, as we did with Ansu when he was a mere prodigy. Maybe consider giving it to Ilkay, if he isn't deadset on his #22? He has the experience and mentality to bear the number...