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    Oriol Romeu

    I am a genius. We take Oriol and re-school him as LCB. Problem solved.
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Mostly children, tourists and grandmas at the Gamper, calma bro. Real match at full Camp Nou would make him eat shit.
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    16 - Fermín López

    Barca litmus test: Is Fermin worth selling or is he underrated as fuck, the clutch fucker? If the answer is yes to the former and not the latter, they should be banned as the Madrid putas they are.
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    14 - Marcus Rashford

    Yeah, he is definitely bringing that energy and those runs in behind are clinical - can definitely see this being a class signing if he keeps the momentum throughout the season. Chemistry will also improve, understanding running patterns, decision making and finishing once his muscle memory...
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    16 - Fermín López

    Worldclass and underrated.
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    4 - Ronald Araújo

    The Interim Champ is Here!
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    15 - Andreas Christensen

    He is a pwecious wittle pwincess. And I'm from Denmark myself. AC was always a fragile, delicate flower.
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    Benjamin Šeško

    Tebas is, no credit to him, doing us a favor. This clubs assets has been managed like a crackhead in charge of the local gangs bag of crack. We will be financially stable due to his favoritism and underhanded shenanigans.
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Tell me you're a Real Madrid cunt without telling me you're a Real Madrid cunt 🤔
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    This guy has every culer learning sports law and judicial practice in their spare time. That gift that keeps on taking and shitting on our faces.
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    18 - Gerard Martín

    It seems Flick really believes in him - hope he has a stellar season and Torrents can cause a stirr when given chances.
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    Alexander Isak

    He's not a good surgeon, just fucking lucky that every operation is a success, don't you get it?!!
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    Barca squad/XI 25/26

    Why isn't Kounde in this discussion? Guy has brains, beastlike stamina and strength and is an asset on both one of the strongest NT and biggest clubs in the world, never injured, mature, composed.
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    4 - Ronald Araújo

    He needs to channel his inner Puyol - God knows Carles wasn't technically gifted, but he is probably top 3 all time CB's due to his tenacity, physicality and determination mixed with his leadership abilities. The difference is Puyol is S tier mentality wise, only Leo, Dani, Xavi, Busquets and...
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    22 - Marc Bernal

    Nahh, I love Marcs heart and grit, perfect rotation player - the Catalan Keita - Bernal is the better talent, though.
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    People are out of their minds questioning Lewa or his salary. Putting up better performances at 36 than so many failed 'prime' attackers around. Man singlehandedly pulled us back against Atl. Madrid, scored a double against Real in the Clasico and was consistent throughout the season when called...
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    As a Muslim I second that logic - hopefully he will acquire a maturity sooner rather than later, and be inspired by the likes of Kanté, Benz and Mané rather than living like Ney and Dinho - though, I expect something in between like a Pogba - also not terrible, but preferably see him loose the...
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    The pussiest of pussy. With his fucking back surgeries every transfer window, the equivalent of a woman's 'convenient' headache or girls and their periods come every gym class.
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    Ademola Lookman

    Bargain in today's market, but understandable - Inter is two time finalists over the past three years of UCL and among the favorites to the Scudetto every year + we have had zero initiative or hype regarding his transfer. Sad so much focus and time got spent on Nico when Lookman is the better...
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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Unbecoming? Nah, we 8-2 see him stay - love to see him go. Cheers/tschüss, pointdexter.

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