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the whole defense would be wary of mad man Victor waiting for them in the locker room

I say fuck both of them and start Pena. Worst case: we conceded every shot on target

then he should fuck off and retire. He should be shouting his lungs out a Oscar for being out of position or Lenglet for marking a ghost, but can't be arsed to. He can have his scooter shoved up his ass for all I care

he's at least as awful, at least Puig might have some room for improvement. Coutinho is beyond done at this point, you can just put a player stationary at the edge of the box in front of the right post and that's Coutinho's entire game done and dusted

defensive organization is one of the GK's responsibilities aswell as has the best view of the entire pitch

Xavi on the phone asking the Shiekh if its too late to come back

Lenglet with a landslide, have you seen his shot stopping ability? Only peak Navas comes close

he isn't even top 3 in Barca for me

pay them to buy him

any professional keeper worth his salt tears open 3 new assholes for the defenders for defensive fuckups like ours, but Lord MaTS has to mentally prepare himself to make a heroic effort to just barely miss the next shot on target to have time to organize his defensive line

Who else is supposed to play? Coutinho? Everyone else is injured in case you somehow managed to miss that

rather have him in Lenglet's place TBH

can someone kneecap him and put everyone out of their collective misery

Pena on 1 leg might be better ATM

Don't know how demanding Xavi would be with the squad, but I know the Camp Nou grounds keeper and staff are already quaking in their boots. The boss is home

We all know he's petty and likes his ego way too much

I'm honestly baffled, has any of our GKs improved under De la Fuente? What kind of dirt does he have to survive every coaching change ever?

He had a thigh muscle sprain if I recall correctly

the amount of injuries our players sustain, it screams incompetence

I believe it was one of his only starts as well against AM of all teams