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So, we signed one year contract with S.Roberto and put in it buy off clause of 400 M ? This must be Hell... eternal suffering and humiliation... :facepalm:

Even return of 34 YO Messi shouldn't be reason for some big celebration. That's how fucked up we are... We are a laughing stock... :facepalm:

For mental experiment: it's 2009. , or 2011. , or 2015. . We're on top of the world. Now imagine somebody says we bring 34 YO player and celebrates like crazy. See? That's how low we are. Saddest part is: that 50 YO woman will only rise her Standards for men into misery...

Wow, 34 YO player wants to play for us and we celebrate like God knows what? You just proved my point, dude... :facepalm:

We have no money to register even free agents. We rent Cam Nou to tourists from Africa. We can't even dream about big signings. We have debt like nobody. We are not attractive to players any more. We are a joke. Etc... There would be at least theoretical possibility for Salvation if...

We rent Camp Nou to tourists (games, weddings, ...) for 300 Euros/hour and people sill think we can choose... :facepalm: Now I realize it's not Finances, Fall, Messi's departure, ... it's Mental state of Barca fans and managers... delusional people... even God can't help us...

Thanx! So, we have a lot of opportunities here: Bernardeschi, Kessie, Dybala, Romagnolli, Onana, Di Maria, Mata, Isco, Aurier, ... wise man would do much with guys like these...

We wish! No, man, unfortunately old quality players know we are broke and go to USA or somewhere else... It is us who live in an illusion that we are still choosers... Di Maria would be dream signing considering our Finances and overall Fall... Anybody knows where to find full list of FREE...

Reminds me on Apron:

Exactly what came to my mind: in Africa children paint parts of the shirt to look like desired one or patch / sow pieces together... this Frankenstein looks like that, like child SOWED some blaugrana colors cloth up front on blue shirt that has already been sowed together from pieces... it is...

When will we see end of humiliations? :facepalm: I wouldn't take this jersey if you gave it to me for free... God hates us... :shakeshead:

Our finances are in much worse condition then Mata's legs. We still act like we can actually choose which is hilarious. Mata is Option we can afford and everything ends there. Here in Balkans we say "Kad je džabe i sirće je slatko!" ("When it's free, even vinegar tastes sweet!"). Or maybe I'm...

We must grab Mata... experienced, great passer, nice technique, superb free kick, .. and FREE. In our financial situation, guys like him are a Bargain... exactly what we need!

That was not joy, man. That was releif, he even cried out of it... he knew how close to humiliation he was... he dodged a bullet, but close...

Actually, he won't. And he knows it. He feels it. He is scared of it. He is powerless about it. $ity is NOT the challenge he enjoys: spending B $ to win Mancini/Pellegrini/Leicester Trophy is not good enough for Perfectionist he is and that eats him from inside...

After Chelsky, PSG and $ity, I hought their luck finally ran out... :banghead: - How do you defeat everybody? - You... play better then them? - Au contraire, Rodney, au contraire...

Just read that we will give Pjanić for Koulibaly... https://www.klix.ba/sport/nogomet/pjanic-bi-mogao-biti-barcelonin-kljuc-za-dovodjenje-senegalca-koji-je-impresionirao-xavija/220529054 Would be nice, he is serious defender... if he can deliver 3 years of great performance we would be very...

Like I said: Pep is miserable in $ity. Pressure is HUGE, he is under MUST, Oilers demand CL but he is only able to deliver Mancini/Pellegrini trophy - even that he cried out of releif when secured... fear in his eyes when Villains took the lead... He knows the Pressure will only rise and...

Vlahović may be the best attacker Serbia ever had - surely will be most expenisve. At such young age he almost caught Cristiano and Lukaku last season... I'm watching us and italian derby at the same time - suddenly realised this guy that plays great on the left is our Digne! How come we are...

I see people here still think we can be choosers. :facepalm: Haven't sunk enough yet but no worries - we'll get there pretty soon... :alveshat: