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Are the speakers at the Camp Nou working? If so they should just play this song on repeat. Would be hilarious.

Fermin's missus is too highly strung. He needs a more ' everything goes ' type of woman. And what better example of that than Dame Lily Philips. If he can get over the fact that she looks like Vladimir Putin's love child, they could be something quite special together. :putin: :biden:

Tebas has turned the transfer window for Spanish clubs into something as scary as watching Nightmare on Elm Street as a 10 year old. Every motherfucker is scared to hit the sack incase Freddy Krueger appears in their dream and kidnaps their teams best player to the EPL. All this so his...

This is the sort of argument that Madrid fans use when trying to defend Tebas' Madrid favouritism. " Oh, but Barca voted for him. " The ONLY reason Barca vote for him is because he is winning regardless and not voting for him just creates an enemy for no reason. Much like Barca created an...

They should make a new rule. Anyone who leaves La Masia for petrol dollars against the club's wishes, should never have the door opened for a return to the club. This might help convince a few more to stick with us. Those mercenaries that left made their beds and we shouldn't extend them an...

Not enough. Se queda anyways. :olmo:

Ask the question again in a few years when Laporta is long gone and everyone will be begging for him to come back. There is no other club in history that has underachieved as much as Barca. Prime R9, Prime Maradona, Prime Romario, Prime Figo. And guess what? Our wonderful presidents managed...

High line yesterday was as bad as it's ever been. Simple ball down the side, or over the top and Levante had a 1 on 1 with the goalkeeper. An El Commandante of a few years ago and we would've legit conceded 4 or 5 yesterday ............ Vs Little Levante ! I've long given up complaining...

Me, when the winner went in and beat the systemic Real Madrid corruption.

I couldn't care less if the stadium is delayed because when you look at the work that has been done, it is extraordinary. We are essentially building Europe's biggest stadium from scratch. You would struggle to build 5 mansions in the time that we've spent so far on this stadium. And I...

Vardrid are PAINFUL to watch. You guys are bigger Cules than me because I can't even go through the torture of hate watching them. If someone offered me a free jacuzzi to watch Real Madrid, I would decline and fart in the tub instead.

I'm a moderator now and I'm just putting this out there now in advance so there are no complaints. Anyone who suggests selling a first team player who came from La Masia will be immediately banned for a period of 2 weeks. And after their 2 week ban, I will make all their attempts to register...

Having seen a bit of football around Europe this weekend, I can categorically state that football entertainment is going to be carried by Hansiball once again this season. Special mention to HansiLite ( Slotball ) which will be worth the odd watch. 💩 Apart from that, 💩 the rest are shit 💩 to...

I'm just glad we didn't flush 60m down the toilet on that pub player from Bilbao, like our Sporting Department wanted to. Anything from then on in, I see as a win. :biden:

The criteria to win the Ballon is just frankly absurd these days. The weighting given to team trophies is far far too much. There are team trophies for that. There is no need to award a player twice for winning the Champions League. I blame :messi:. The Ballon used to be for the player who...

Though I agree we should be more ruthless, Lamine won't become an all time great stat padding against 9 man Mallorca. He will become an all time great by performing in the crucial big games at the end of the season. And to give himself the best chance of doing that, he should be rested to...

This league has more of the dark arts than pretty much EPL, Buli, Ligue 1 and Serie A combined. When you add that to the fact the fans turn the stadium into a massive bitchy whinefest when they are losing, the product they are serving up is downright horrific to watch. Click on any random La...

As soon as he plays a bad 45 minutes or so, he gets hooked. The standards for him seem far higher than a lot of other players in the team. He has done enough to deserve a run in the side. Pick out 3 games and tell him he will play the full 90 in all 3, regardless. Let's see what he can do if...

The ones criticising his passing are acting in bad faith because his passing was never something that made him great. You are simply asking something of him he has never been, nor even needs to be in order to be great here. The most important plus point is he has his aggression back. The most...

Dembele is a fifth of the player he is. But Dembele will win the Ballon Dor, because he stat pads in Ligue UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :trump:and because he plays for a club that has unlimited petro dollars to buy players to carry him in difficult knockout games. The Ballon...