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Hulk HOEgan dead. :blessed:

This was as predictable as the sun coming up this morning lmao. The club never learns with it's sentimentalism. You gotta kick these scumbags to the curb and be absolutely ruthless. Instead that fat clown renewed him until 2028.

This fat clown can't stop taking Ls lmao. Ls as high as his LDL-cholesterol. The whole of August will be a media circus around registration issues with Garcia and Rashford.

Braga must be out of their minds. Regardless, a rare sale that exceeds monetary expectations at this club.

Where is the LB signing FFS!

He’s definitely overpaid for a squad player lol. But on the other side of the coin, he’s infinitely better to have than Pau Victor or Ansu off the bench. I think he will be a success here. This is his last chance at a top club, otherwise he’s gonna end up at West Ham or Everton.

Crazy attacking depth we have now. This guy is gonna be a hugely helpful. Not gonna be a 35-40 goal season player but if he can put up numbers similar to Ferran like last season we can call him a success. Now sign a LB ffs

They have no leverage tbh. Coach doesn’t want him anywhere near the team and the player only wants Barca. Will be similar dealings for Garnacho and Sancho.

Looks like he coming. Will thrive under Flick.

If we have to play at Montjuic for a few months, it means no 1:1. Additionally, it means that all CL games will need to be played there for the season because you can't change stadiums once the CL is underway. Apparently, Barca will need to tell UEFA mid August where they will be playing CL...

Nobody knows what this guy does... From September - May he is in stadiums watching games. From June - Aug he gets the rug pulled from beneath his feet on the transfers that he apparently 'plans' for during the season. Never seen anything like it. It's incredible.

Official: FC Barcelona announce the suspension of the first match scheduled to take place at the revamped Spotify Camp Nou, which was set to coincide with the Joan Gamper Trophy on 10 August. This decision is due to the fact that the necessary work to comply with the requirements of the...

Even worse, we are being linked to Darwin Nunez lmao. At this point, Rashford and backup LB would be a blessing. Will have to just deal with the deficiencies at CB and hope Christensen can stay healthy and that donkey Araujo will be 4th choice.

That's probably the reality but president of FC Barcelona publicly says otherwise to the media and fanbase.

This cat is actually gonna get surgery lmao. Dude is a straight up menace.

Might need to hire :rosell: again to find him a good LW again like in 2003.

The only other thing i would add is how easily he is bullied in the air by players half his size. But yeah that describes best to a tee lol.

Xavi Simons would be a peak signing for our circus summer windows under Laporta/Deco. Mid way through July and it's been nothing short of a shambolic window lol. So much for fatso's words two months ago...

I'm predicting he will be somewhere in between Yusef Demir and Cristian Tello/Munir.

Congrats on your 'I'm not a success fan" individual award! Maybe Barca can win the Be Grateful for and Enjoy team trophy this year too!