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According to Mundo Deportivo, Mbappe is PSG bound: http://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/ligue-1/20170819/43635299544/mbappe-psg.html I believe that we can get Dembélé now. I have a feeling that BVB was hoping to sell the player to PSG. Now that alternative is gone... Regardless if we get...

I believe he is a RM fan.

He is not that bad and Messi has asked explicitly for Di María, one of his closest friends. The other one is Agüero We have to keep Messi happy or he walks via a free transfer. We need for Messi to sign his contract. I wish that Di María will stop doing a heart with his hands after he scores a...

According to the very serious and extremely reliable "Mundo Deportivo," Barça will fight until the end for Coutinho and I assume, eventhough the paper does not say it, for Dembélé as well...

Oh, goodie goodie! :giggle: We already got two players and now we are getting two more. I figure that since we are talking about two new players, we already got the other two, Coutinho and Dembélé, since they were two hours away and on their way! :cigar: PS: When I was born, my doctor dropped...

Your optimism is overwhelming. :cry: :hang:

As Socrates used to say in his moments of extreme lucidity, illumination, and inspiration (according to Plato,) "We are Fucked." :tantrum: Who next? :rolleyes:

Who said that PSG is asking €75 mils for Di María? I'm not challenging you; I want to know if it is true. :detective:

What now?

I'm searching for suitable places in Siberia for our unique and glorious board to move to. What about this one? PS: They deserve nothing but the best. :cold:

I did not say I believed the story from the "reliable" Mundo Deportivo. All I said was that I wanted to bring this forum back to life! :dance:

According to our Generalisimo, Doctor, Field Marshal Josep Maria Bartomeu, it is a matter of hours before we sign Coutinho, Dembélé, Mbappe, Siri, Di María, and Dybala. In addition, the board is also negotiating with the people in the North Pole for the rights to Santa Claus, just before...

This board has been deafening silent lately. Let's bring it back to life! :dance: According to the Sun, in England: http://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/fc-barcelona/20170818/43628808745/en-inglaterra-situan-a-di-maria-en-el-barca.html

Question of the day? Would you buy a used car from this man? :bartomeu:

LATE BREAKING NEWS: We just acquired the services of Minas Gerais to play defense for us. It is the old Brazilian Aircraft Carrier to be used when other teams attack us, especially RM. We would use the planes launched from it, to bring down the enemy players and preserve our goal line. Some of...

The board is playing us. They have no intention in getting Coutinho and Dembélé. It is just a smokescreen. Paulinho is it. They are liars.

That is too sophisticated for these idiots. They are incapable of thinking that deep. They think they can lie their way out of buying players that we desperately need.

What Coutinho and Dembélé? It is all BS! Paulinho is it. That is why they paid €40 mils for him and had such a massive presentation. These people are lying through their teeth! We are screwed. I have nothing against Paulinho. He might be good and it is not his fault he came into a very bad...

Messi has yet to sign his new contract: http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/messi-todavia-no-firmado-renovacion-6228452 Barto said thatMessi did sign his new contract. Barto is a fucking liar! People, Messi could become a free transfer if he does not sign.

Unbelievable! Messi has not signed his new contract, yet. Bartomeu said he did at least two weeks ago. According to Mestre, in the Paulinho presentation, Messi might sign it soon! If we lose Messi, we are fucked for the next five years, at least. This board lost Neymar and maybe Messi, but...