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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Euro 2024

    This poor refugee just found out that Germany had declined his application for asylum. Officials revealed the reason for the rejection was that he was found to have committed numerous robberies across Germany last year, with an associate called Real Madrid.
  2. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Euro 2024

    The most overrated player in the world by a country mile. https://x.com/krakstv/status/1805693321362231502?s=46&t=6Tr3xKWMr1bz4P05yJxi_g
  3. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Marc Guiu

    This is how he repays us for plucking him from obscurity and prioritising him over a 40m signing. He wasn't even tearing it up in the B squad. If players are going to use underserved promotions to the first team as a chance to seal the bag at another club, then don't promote them until they...
  4. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Bru, how do you even have time to post here. You need to be doing 24/7 Vini Ballon Dor PR, because man's an international ghost. If you get tired , here's something that might keep you up all night, Vini's favourite brand. :rofl1:
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    I knew Olmo's assist to Ferran last night was going to cost us. :lamine:
  6. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Mikayil Faye

    When are people going to start laying the blame at the sporting department? Terrible to let him go, but, as always, the initial terms of the deal will be PR driven to appease fans and only later on will it slowly be revealed that we had our pants pulled down again. Being 'broke' ain't no...
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Neymar Jr.

    He was insanely talented. Only Messi was more God Gifted in the last 15 years. People used to try to downplay how good he was when he used to carry the Selecao, citing weak opposition. As the late, great, Tony Montana would say " Well, look at you now! " Good times.
  8. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Marc Guiu

    The Catalan Ronaldo wants to leave us and ruin his career at Chelshit???
  9. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Cr150

    Portugal have scored 5 goals and he ain't got one. That's 5 full fucking times he has had to pretend to be happy. The lad must be close to boiling point. :w000t: He ain't resting for shit. :neymar:
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    8 - Pedri

    As one of his biggest critics, apart from the two missed chances, I thought he was very good. He keeps playing like that and the goals and assists will come. Far more intense, purposeful and direct than he is when playing for Barca. If he could replicate his international performances in a...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    He has been the best player in the tournament so far along with Fabian Ruiz and Musiala.
  12. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    How did Madrid assemble the best squad in the world? By buying medium cost ( no more than 60m ) young players with super high potential to be world class. Mendy, Militao, Camavinga, Vinicius, Rodrigo. All of those players took time to bed themselves in to the first team. They were all treated...
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    I remember when his father was playing up and people were saying he is a diva and will be trouble in the future and that we should get rid of Lamine. Yamal looks as humble as you can get. Shy, even. Very Messi like in his temperament. Totally football centric person and football centred life...
  14. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Yeah, this doesn't look great, but he is here now and we have to give him a fair chance. Let's be honest, no manager in the world is getting this team to win trophies next season, under the financial restrictions we have, so if he can come here and implement some positive facets from a...
  15. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    Big day for him. Many will be watching him for the first time. Only people in Spain know how good he really is, the rest think he is just another La Masia hype train off the conveyor belt. Remarkably, he has arguably been better for Spain than he has even for Barca. Today is the first day...
  16. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    If we think along the lines of 'he is the best we can get' then we are going to be screwed for years. Barca are mediocre right now, therefore any above average player fits in to the ' best we can get category'. Nico is better than any left winger we have, but that doesn't mean we should sign...
  17. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    11 - Raphinha

    He is not quick enough to be a world class winger and his delivery from wide areas is generally fairly poor. It's actually commendable that he has managed to have so many goals and assists when he isn't playing in his best position. He is somewhat similar to Bale but slower, and that's why he...
  18. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Penal Madrid

    You make some fair points but you are massively understating the power of a referee in high level knockout football where the margins are paper thin. Look at this season, where Madrid would have lost against Leipzig had there been a fair referee. Vini should have been sent off, Carvajal too...
  19. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    We are not winning anything next season, especially in that shithole Montjuic. All the players we have been linked to are mid tier players who will think they have hit the jackpot by being signed by Barcelona and dig their heels in and never leave. As a result, I think we should seriously...
  20. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Miss you, mister. :dembele:

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