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The Special Olympics Sporting Department achieved a new European record by wasting their whole transfer budget on a player who they can't register and who plays in a position we are already most stacked in. But they won't stop there. They will raise the bar higher and attempt to vault a New...

Selling Araujo would have been the most braindead of all braindead things the Special Olympics Sporting Department have ever done, and they have a long long list of retarted behaviour. His injury saved us from this ignominy. God showing He is a cule again.

If he comes here for 10m and flops there will still be a market for him. The Milan clubs want him now and his stock in Italy won't fall that much. Let's not forget, he was being quoted as a 100m player a few seasons ago. Yes, his injury has affected him, but has it really resulted in him...

The dream would be to sell him for 40m. Add another 40m to that 40m. Use that 80m to get Cuti Romero, the only animal good enough to be the on the level of our very own animal Araujo. Romero and Araujo would be by far the best centre back partnership in the world.

Kevin Trapp about to cook him some Ter Bone Steak.

If the EPL clubs were smart they would make a pact not to buy any Chelshit players. Would pretty much guarantee that they go bust. Would love to see it. :mina2:

If the two Milan clubs are prepared to take a punt on him, then why not us? I'm not worried that much about his lack of goals and assists as Olmo and Fermin can help us in that department now. We need a ball carrier, a penetrative dribbler and that's what Chiesa excels in. Bring him, but...

Hope we keep the candles on your cake, hermano. We will need them when you turn 38. :laporta:

Bye, not so silky, Ilky. Now you can phone Madridistas and cuss out our young La Masia Warriors and nobody will give a shit. As Xavi said to Titi Henry. Don't talk shit about the club until you have DONE SHIT WITH THE CLUB. Enjoy your time back at Barcelona B. :mina2:

So effectively we've parked 30m worth of goods in Andalusia for 2 years. Those 30m could have helped us secure the deals on Bergvall ( who looks a perfect Frankie replacement) and Mokio, or maybe even Messinho. Or we could've picked up a cheap young DMC talent from France like Fofana. Or...

Killer Fermin had 11 g/a in half the minutes of a penalty taking Gundo, yet most people here think he is only good enough to be a squad player. Either Gundo is getting overrated or Fermin is seriously underrated. I suspect a bit of both.

Our new SD. :mina2:

They would have loaned him out or sold him regardless of Olmo, because he is not good enough. He has been barely given a chance, because he is not good enough. Xavi had an agenda against him, because he is not good enough. Nothing crazy has happened here, apart from the Special Olympics...

What we thought we got : What we actually got : :benitez:

We will be lucky to get a box of Milk Tray for him. Milk Tray for Turkish Delight. Straight swap. :benitez:

I'm not a fan of his by any means, but I'm not sure why there is so much hate towards him personally. He plays exactly as you would expect a 36 year old to play. Scoring easy, match winning goals is the best you can expect from him. Hoping for more is sheer folly. There is a reason players...

Laporta on Twitter ....... " The Vitor Roque situation depresses us greatly. It is clear, to me, that Vitor is like a Big Mac. You see the picture of the Big Mac and think you will get a burger with prime beef and fresh crisp lettuce. But when you actually receive the Big Mac, the lettuce...

Barca fans put their City Treble Tinted glasses on and fell in love with their shiny new Turkish toy. But those of us who remained detached, saw a player that regularly gave the ball away in dangerous areas, who provided little to no help in defending and who has a slow, fast aging, body type...

The defense looks shaky as fuck and will continue to look shaky as fuck, because this man is not there. No matter what centre back partnership we play we are going to be fairly easy to score against until this man comes back. That's the reality. One mistake against PSG and a few bad...

Great signs that he is improving his attacking output. He will need to. The onus will be on him to push forward as Olmo will move inside off the left. Jules will be the defensive full back for balance on the other side.