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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Champions League 2024-25

    Think Liverpool lose that leg in Paris. Their full backs can't defend and will get cut open down the wings. The view of this Liverpool side has been inflated from the fact that the EPL has been pretty much a pub league this season. Apart from Olive Oyl and Salah, who has actually had a great...
  2. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    La Liga 24/25

    Imagine if Madrid actually played with neutral refs this season. They could have literally failed to reach Top 4 ...... with that squad and 50 times the budget of everyone else. Specialists in failure. :mou:
  3. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Any team can score against Flick's Barca. Even a 3rd division team. That's because all you have to do is play a ball over the top into the vacant 40 percent of the pitch that we leave for the opposing team to play with. Then you just need a pacy player to outrun our defenders, which is fairly...
  4. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    La Liga 24/25

    What's the fucking score, lads ? Gonna be 4 nil to us in trophies at the end of the season. :boss:
  5. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    You will have to wait a long time, because that will only happen when Lamine is Spanish Tractor age :wheelchair:
  6. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    10 - Lamine Yamal

    I am not sure if the lad is developing an ego or not, nor if he is doing things on the pitch for Instagram short take videos or not. That is a discussion for another day. What I do know is that we should all look back to how we were when we were 17. I can only speak for myself, but if I had...
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    2 - Pau Cubarsí

    Fixed. :bartomeu:
  8. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Neymar

    Pay as you play deal only. Bring it on. Anything to stop us buying any one of the trio from hell ( Portuguese Dembele, Inaki Williams from Wish, or No goals or assists from Barrancas. )
  9. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Flick is the kind of guy that takes a knife to a gunfight. When people query why he would participate in such suicidal folly they are rebuked with " Haven't you seen how good Flick fights with a knife? ". Meanwhile, he is lying dead on the floor with a bullet wound to his head. And that...
  10. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    8 - Pedri

    Panda didn't play well, but at least we had Ohlno to come on and save the day. Rags also below par. Good to see Chihua back in the team though. Creampie looked his usual lethargic self. Hopefully Tuna replaces Tractor for the next game so we don't have to witness this HailMary Gimpball...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Premier League 24/25

    This is the almighty Premier League. It's the best league in the world, and do you know why??? Because anyone can beat anyone on their day. Meanwhile the 3 promoted teams are all nailed on to get relegated. :titi:
  12. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Vitor Roque

    This lad couldn't score with Bonnie Blue. If he fell out of a boat, he would miss the water. Name the person who made this sale and I will change my nickname to his name for a month in honour of such wizardry.
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Vitor Roque

    25m euro fee to be paid before July. 20 percent sell on clause, so hopefully he does well and comes back to Europe for a big fee. Can't believe it, we've actually sold a player with good terms for our club. Not seen these kind of scenes since the days of Valverde and Paulinho.
  14. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Camp Nou

    I couldn't care less how it looks l. I only care how it sounds. No point having a beautiful stadium if it sounds like Montjuic every week. Hopefully they have done everything possible to improve acoustics. And make sure you have a fully sold out singing section. BUY singing fans if you...
  15. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    La Liga 24/25

    So retarted that the fans chanted it in the 13th minute rather than the 12th. :xavi:
  16. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    The Colombian we should be targeting is Daniel Munoz not no goals or assists Diaz. Munoz has been one of the best right backs in the world this season. Cons : 1) Prefers to play as a wing back in a 5, than as a conventional right back in a back 4. 2) Barca would be a huge step up for a...
  17. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Serhou Guirassy

    4 goals Vs Union. 24 goals in 31 games this season in what has been a poor domestic campaign for Dortmund. 10 in 10 in the UCL. He was available on a 20m release clause in the summer. He started off the season fairly slowly but has now settled in and is on fire. Missed opportunity.
  18. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Champions League 2024-25

    How about creampie?
  19. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Atlético Madrid

    If you lose the 2nd leg against Madrid, I wanna see some sort of revenge. Break a few legs on your way out. Or some crowd trouble / object throwing. Or a pitch invasion attacking Vardrid players. Or just give Savic 5 minutes and tell him to go schizo. :VdB:
  20. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    Could be wrong Jammy? You're always wrong Jammy. I love you to bits But do better. :mina2:

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