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He'll be top scorer but team's tally will end up lower and goal differential worse. Sucks in the target man role. Half-way through the season, he'll complain he wants to play in the left #PivotGang If Carlo accommodates, midfield will have to run marathons like Kante, Matuidi and Cardioman...

neo will take to the top too then hahaha :whistle: GOAT buoyance effect

you know it hehe don't worry bro, it's not like he totally sucks at dribbling :lol: but vini defo the better winger maybe Carlo will have them interchange in a fluid system? we'll see soon enough

and insane part is the record assists + goals only rep a fraction of his game he also tops the leaderboard in terms of dribbles completed, progressive passes + carries and chances created One in a Millenia :alien: He's taken bottom feeders Inter M to win the trophy in his debut year folks...

oh thx! will edit it when i find it again it's one of these https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Joshua+Orobosa+Zirkzee looks like he's linked to AC Milan.

it's no anti-jinx Morten has the most reasonable take on overrated Gros Melon Mpastèque over here. I OTT the trollin but fact is, Turtle been shying into his shell in the big games, can't dribble to save his life, sucks at aerial duels and making runs into space, zero defensive output If...

dope :stoner: can play left centre right strong weak foot _ strong and moves well + great composure in front of goal reads the game well bet his price blows up real quick lickety-split

Calmaaaa dey right, must give credit where credit is due All Hail 2 CR-Y the Bringer of Rain :LOL: cheaper and more reliable than cloud seeding 4D Chess by the sheiks!!!

President Mobutu is getting fat n slow bro and got the 1st touch of a blind rhino it's all PR

I like Lamine and Musiala playwise even at PSG, best 1v1 are Barcola and your fav bouze :lol: also new talent poppin up soon ... there's got to

Courtois Ballon d'Oro

coulda been 4 and then there was the Fulk offside

lol lol yell Frei Palestina :cheers:

scheisseberg das ist ganz furchtbar

it ain't over till the fat chica sings let's go!

uncle fati suffering from dementia :lol:

bro ... not even close u 4get how good he was

adeyeahdoremi parece mas rapido que la pelota pero le falta un poco de control

enjoy the hustling bossman Messi playing in a few hours :cool: n l8tr there's the Islam vs USA mma fight n Bombsquad vs China beast

desconocido defigurado Madrid esta perdiendo los cojones :lol: gotta love the commentators