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The club have fucked up so bad that Messi is dropping deeper to cover multiple roles, and has been ever since 2016. It's caught up with him. He looks a lonesome figure out there now. Tbf, serves him right too, if he had any bottle he'd have moved on like Ronaldo did, the Liverpool second leg...

Nope, just done as the extraterrestrial star he's been for the past decade. He's now playing in a truly horrendous Barcelona side which means he can no longer do the godly things he used to do. A few years ago Marcelo never catches him up in the second half. Still superhuman at times, but where...

He's not scoring because he's playing with two utterly shit forwards alongside him, one of whom is a 17 year old with a frame in danger if blowing away in the wind. Then you've got two 'supporting' full backs who for the life of them can't attack. Alba has regressed in recent years but still...

Shit player, but that's the Clubs fault. Relying on a 17 year old kid who still looks like hes in school is pathetic. In January should have opened the chequebook, or swallow your fucking pride and get Coutinho back, cause he's still a better option than Fati and that injury prone twat...

Hate him all you like, Ronaldo has the hunger and drive at 35 that Messi has been lacking for years. Messi's coasted along on his (god given) talent, Ronaldo saw the writing on the wall at Madrid after winning THREE CL's on the bounce, so jumped ship at the right time, Messi's watched shit...

Both he and Samedo are thick as pig shit, can't defend to save their lives, clueless when they're in the final third. Oh the days of having Dani Alves and Messi on that right side. :(

Truly shit footballer, absolutely disgusting that he's at the club.

JUST FUCKING SMASH THE BALL FOR FUCKSAKE. Every fucking time he's one on one it has to be placed or chipped, just bang it in, give the keeper no chance.

Great first assist, couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo in front of goal though. He's in a poor run of form by Messi standards, hopefully resolved quickly.

He'll live to regret his decision ending his career at the Club, got a few more years in him at top level, this side need major rebuilding. Take the Barca goggles off and from the outside one more heartbreak in Europe and if he decides to stay he quite frankly deserves it. Also that sixth...

Yes yes, fuck off you cunt. Hopefully he never gets a manager's job elsewhere so no other fan has to be bored to death week in week out. One of the most uninspiring managers in Barcelona history who oversaw two of the most embarrassing nights in European Cup history.

Couldn't be arsed today could he? Really bad game.

Hate him so much, wish he'd just fuck off, someone needs to go two footed into him.

Better option than that waste of space Dembele right now. Just as quick, stronger, and actually creating chances in an inferior team.

Has to work so hard for his goals doesn't? When was the last time he got a tap in? Seriously, Messi is coming towards the end of his career, why the fuck is he wasting it at this club? He's given his all, records won't be broken, go finish it on a high. I can guarantee you right now within...

If he had any common sense he'd be requesting a transfer ASAP. Got a few top years left, your records are safe, why allow the club to continue wasting that precious time?

His first fucking instinct is 'Who can I pass it square too'. He needs to be sold in January, and hopefully Valverde fucks off by then too.

Been reduced to minimal touches because the midfield is so bang average (De Jong aside), yet still managed to create two quality chances, unlucky not to score and made some of the Madrid players look like fools. He needs support big time, Messi in this Real Madrid side would have put the game...

Another useless cunt, hopefully he pulls something early in the second half, I hate him.

Useless fucking cunt, he literally has no idea how to attack. Looks like a rabbit in the headlights whenever he's under pressure, first instinct to turn back like Rakitic