It's very easy actually. You get in touch with these lot, proper fans, very few fairweather women who only turn up to easy access home games.
You give them their own stand, give them privileges in the club, free tickets, collude with them in making mosaics, tifos, just like every club in Europe that wants a loud stadium does.
But they don't want to do that, because they want to squeeze every last cent out of every damn opportunity. And also, we can't have anything disrupting the 'family atmosphere ' better known as ' no atmosphere at all.'
And the best one, all our fans have to fill in a political questionnaire to make sure they are all super duper liberal lefties, otherwise we thrown them out, like a true democracy does.
