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Mein Führer! :flick2:

Messi would go crazy if someone did this waste of energy move

Wouldn't worry. He'l So effective that when he finished dribbling he found himself even further from the goal. :study:

It was good while it lasted. We present you, Ansumine Fatal.

Dude has no shame but we already knew that. He needs better teammates so he can't get away with being careless.

Doesn't matter how well he performs now. 10 year contract making stupid money while not expected to win major trophies. This cat is...

Fake news. Quite literally. The applications were a hoax. They traced the emails to some guy in Greece.

LMAOL Brother is finding his true level :lol:

Laporta: “Thoughts on Lamine's party? The only regret I have is that I was not able to go there.

Next level scumbag.

The pussiest of pussy. With his fucking back surgeries every transfer window, the equivalent of a woman's 'convenient' headache or...

:lol: I considered them and the answer is yes, because he's a better keeper. Super high line is a standard only this season, under...

So he wants to make sure he can still get playing time this season, by being out only three months. Why the feck he didn't do the...

The tragicomic part is how he signed off his letter. "Dont worry - I'll be back!" :troll:

We need the gym instructor to phone his new gf