Christian Mate Pulisic

[Laplacian]

"I'm a huge soccer fan. Pulisic plays CM and sometimes CF."

Yeah people went nuts over this video 2 weeks or so back. It's where all the "Lebron James of soccer" memes came from. Absolute gold, god I love Americans.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

"soccer"

Whats wrong with soccer? :O Its just the american word.

 

[Rassvet]

Seems rumor might have been false but it broke the internet for a while at least @Temptation @Fati_Future_BallonDor @delancey

 

[Temptation]

Great rack

W rumor

 

[Birdy]

Seems rumor might have been false but it broke the internet for a while at least @Temptation @Fati_Future_BallonDor @delancey

No way this is true...

 

[delancey]

she looks very plastic. Not my type at all.

 

[GloryHunter 007]

she looks very plastic. Not my type at all.

you could never get a girl like that in a billion years.

 

[GloryHunter 007]

... Neither could I, but I would prefer if we skipped that part.

 

[delancey]

... Neither could I, but I would prefer if we skipped that part.

Why not?

 

[GloryHunter 007]

Why not?

Isnt it obvious? I'd answer actually, but it'd probably be misinterpreted as me talking about myself.

 

[GloryHunter 007]

@delancey autistic people get girlfriends. unemployed dont.

Just to clarify.

 

[delancey]

@delancey autistic people get girlfriends. unemployed dont.

Just to clarify.

So date someone who’s also unemployed. 😈

 

[GloryHunter 007]

So date someone who’s also unemployed. 😈

you have an answer for everything, dont you?

 

[delancey]

you have an answer for everything, dont you?

Nah, I just don’t like excuses. 😜

 

[GloryHunter 007]

Nah, I just don’t like excuses. 😜

I respect the honesty.

Where we gonna eat though?