9 - Robert Lewandowski

[Loki]

That’s really impressive from Lewy but we need to set one fact straight: CR7 was still playing in the Premier League at 37, he even scored that famous hattrick against Tottenham at that age and just one month before turning 38 he moved to Saudi

So, my statement is still true then, if he transfered before his 38 birthday

Relax bro, it wasn't a dig at Ronaldo as I wrote, just a comparison that Lewandowski has a similar impressive fitness, that flies a bit under the radar.

 

[Barcaman]

What fitness is that? Dude can't run.

 

[Haraldinho]

Only 8 penalties for 3 seasons. Compared to the turtle with already 15 for one season.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Only 8 penalties for 3 seasons. Compared to the turtle with already 15 for one season.

Also better scoring rate than the turtle 🐢

 

[Andresito]

Also better scoring rate than the turtle 🐢

It's easy to wear white and receive pens for free

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

It's easy to wear white and receive pens for free since the 18/19 season

tru bro, tru 🫣

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Those balloons look more like a 31 than a 37. Happy to still watching him in prime form

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1958443296197386436

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

Only 8 penalties for 3 seasons. Compared to the turtle with already 15 for one season.

Joke league

 

[Haraldinho]

 

[MasQueCulé]

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Damn i wish i had a girlfriend :/

Not enough happy birthday for our stricker in the forum why is that ?

 

[Maradona37]

Fuck me, normally I rate his looks, but he looks 60 in that pic. @iniestaGOAT I remember you saying he looks 60 in the face. I see it. Who told him he looks 15, Stevie Wonder? Gorgeous gf though.

He definitely looks a million times better as a brunette than as a blonde.

 

[Barcaman]

It's his wife and kids. Cringey cake but can't hate on a family dynamic.

 

[Maradona37]

It's his wife and kids. Cringey cake but can't hate on a family dynamic.

None of these rich and famous guys know if their wives would be with them if they had little money and status. They probably don't care either but I would.

 

[Barcaman]

None of these rich and famous guys know if their wives would be with them if they had little money and status. They probably don't care either but I would.

Women are wired that way and go for status (security). It's been that way since the caveman era.
There's a theory that romantic love is somewhat recent concept.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

None of these rich and famous guys know if their wives would be with them if they had little money and status. They probably don't care either but I would.

I've always wondered how I would date a woman if I were famous. I think I’d wear a cap and a fake full beard, then ask a girl out on a date. Usually, you can tell from her first reaction whether she recognizes you or not. Most of the time women don't really know football players, so that's easier than if you were a singer for example.

I’d also give a fake name so she couldn't Google me before the first date. If she’s still nice and genuine then maybe she’s someone you could actually consider as a future wife. I often see famous guys dating fangirls, but I’d never do that, exactly for the reasons you mentioned.