19 - Lamine Yamal

[Maradona37]

Dude your humor is next level

You remind me of Douglas Adams, he's the only writer who made me laugh

Porque always makes me laugh. And the good thing about him is most of the time his humour is clean i.e. it isn't a dig at someone, or an attack on a group.

He's just a naturally funny guy who makes funny comments.

 

[DonAK]

Seem to be with a different girl every week.

Don’t want him to miss multiple weeks/months of the season with STDs like Bayern’s Pavlovic.

Someone need to reign in this guy.

 

[KingLeo10]

Yes, he’s young and it’s his business what he does.

But his antics have him on course for Neymar 2.0

 

[RedxMAK]

Seem to be with a different girl every week.

Don’t want him to miss multiple weeks/months of the season with STDs like Bayern’s Pavlovic.

Someone need to reign in this guy.

Pavlovic has an STD?

 

[RedxMAK]

Seem to be with a different girl every week.

Don’t want him to miss multiple weeks/months of the season with STDs like Bayern’s Pavlovic.

Someone need to reign in this guy.

Bro someone said Yamal HIV 2027, we’ll be there in one of the comments of the posts on him

 

[Porque]

Seem to be with a different girl every week.

Don’t want him to miss multiple weeks/months of the season with STDs like Bayern’s Pavlovic.

Someone need to reign in this guy.

Lads busy winning the Balons d'whor.

 

[Horatio]

Interesting developments…

Still trust mah boy

 

[Maradona37]

Pavlovic has an STD?

Don’t want him to miss multiple weeks/months of the season with STDs like Bayern’s Pavlovic.

Never heard about that.

 

[Joan]

I know that he's on vacation after a long season and I'm not going to read too much into it for now.

But being a party animal at 17 and showing up with a different woman in her 30s every week aren't exactly great signs.

We've seen that kind of lifestyle derail players far more mature than a literal 17 year old.

 

[Horatio]

What new 30 year old did he show up with?

 

[draconifire]

"Not good, belive me. Not good"

 

[Kul_z]

He fucking. My guy would conquer football at 22 and call it a day. Go broke then come back in 2034 when he'll be 27 and then repeat.

 

[Joan]

What new 30 year old did he show up with?

In the words of @draconifire, let me conduct my Hasbara in peace.

I saw some drama with another gal on Twitter but couldn’t be bothered to dig into it.

 

[Horatio]

In the words of @draconifire, let me conduct my Hasbara in peace.

I saw some drama with another gal on Twitter but couldn’t be bothered to dig into it.

So just spread false stories.

Gotcha.

Delancy approves.

 

[Porque]

30 years ago Romario had to take Ronaldo to a brothel to get the deed done.

These days Lamine Instagram/TokTok must be full of vag pics and offers of free entry.

What a world.