Romelu Lukaku

[jamrock]

So unlucky lol

 

[L3v1s]

Lakaka memes gonna keep rolling I guess

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

Like with all people who like talking themselves up, there are some deep seated self esteem issues lurking within. It's almost as if he misses on purpose as, subconsciously, he doesn't believe that he deserves hero status.

 

[bastardo]

Lautaro was actually worse than him imo but all people will talk about is lukaku because roll-on the bukkake memes, I guess.

 

[Chainsaw]

So unlucky lol

Sending a free header right in the middle where the GK is not unlucky.

 

[El Gato]

At least this game put to bed any ridiculous rumor we might sign him in absence of Kane

 

[Messi983]

 

[ZenI]

Yes, prime Suarez and 'prime' Lukaku - belong in the same group lol

 

[DonAK]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1667639033697038338

 

[Messi983]

lmao, can't even get a 100m offer

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1668551474358501377

 

[Andresito]

Best RL9 in the world?

 

[Porque]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1667639033697038338

And on that note. A summary of Lukaku substitute performance.

 

[Adriano87]

Good evening to all Barca fans. Let me tell you this. I used to live in Milan (and supported Inter) and now it’s been 2 months since I’ve moved to Barcelona with my family. When we lived in Milan, I once bumped into Lukaku in the central square (Piazza del Duomo) and asked him for an autograph. But he refused to sign the shirt I was wearing because it was “dirty, sweaty and stinky”. To say that i was offended that day is to say nothing. It’s not my fault that I worked 6 days a week in a seafood market selling bloody herring to earn cash to buy a goddamn ticket to see Inter and Lukaku! I don’t want this player at my new favorite club, Barca

 

[Gnidrologist]

Funny thing, because if that guy couldn't kick the ball and didn't get lucky, he would probably work some shitty manual labor job, like shoveling shit.

 

[Temptation]

Good evening to all Barca fans. Let me tell you this. I used to live in Milan (and supported Inter) and now it’s been 2 months since I’ve moved to Barcelona with my family. When we lived in Milan, I once bumped into Lukaku in the central square (Piazza del Duomo) and asked him for an autograph. But he refused to sign the shirt I was wearing because it was “dirty, sweaty and stinky”. To say that i was offended that day is to say nothing. It’s not my fault that I worked 6 days a week in a seafood market selling bloody herring to earn cash to buy a goddamn ticket to see Inter and Lukaku! I don’t want this player at my new favorite club, Barca

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