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DonAndres
Wild Man of Borneo
Trust me, it's coming. I'm in class now but in a few hours I'll post it.
Trickykid
New member
I'll be waiting...
SEvolution
New member
Sad to lose one of the best players at the moment. If he continues like what we saw at WC barca will surely regret selling him.
TornAndFrayed
Banned
@sumlit can't you see you're the only one interested in comparing them ? ffs 
Perhaps one day we'll chat and we can talk about history, but i doubt it
Perhaps one day we'll chat and we can talk about history, but i doubt it
Lionheart
New member
That feeling when you realize you just signed for Arsenal.
Chainsaw
Killahead
CatalinR10
Senior Member
Wenger :
Alexis , you're finally here. The main reason why we signed you is because you're really fast and agile. You can get out of dangerous situations. We need to set your objectives during your stay here at Arsenal ,therefore , we need you to clean the cobwebs and all the dust in the trophy cabinet. Last time we opened it to put the FA Cup , there were only 20 giant spiders in there but since you're so fast , it wont be any problems. Enjoy your stay here and good luck.
Alexis , you're finally here. The main reason why we signed you is because you're really fast and agile. You can get out of dangerous situations. We need to set your objectives during your stay here at Arsenal ,therefore , we need you to clean the cobwebs and all the dust in the trophy cabinet. Last time we opened it to put the FA Cup , there were only 20 giant spiders in there but since you're so fast , it wont be any problems. Enjoy your stay here and good luck.
DonAndres
Wild Man of Borneo
Eulogy of Alexis Sanchez
In honor of @serghei, @Trickykid, and their fellow Alexis-defense squad members, I shall write a grand eulogy in memory and tribute of Jugadorazo:
O Alexis! my Alexis! your time at Barca is done.
Some here praised you as a God, yet for others you were shunned.
The end is here, that much is clear, some Cules are truly fuming.
Thine heart lies with The Gunners now, where your talents will be blooming;
But O heart! heart! heart!
Seen as lovable or misbegotten.
Yet in spite of thy many slips and misses,
You are gone, but never forgotten.
O Alexis! my Alexis! Go forth and do succeed.
Rise up-for you the flag is flung- for you can now be freed.
For you, the damsels cry in want- for you, the Brits a-crowding
For you they call, the hero of Chile- their eager faces turning
Here Alexis! dear Alexis!
Many tears will be shed.
We mourn your loss as you no longer,
Don the blue and red.
*Alexisized revision of ‘O Captain My Captain’ by Walt Whitman
Alexis came to be one of our own over the years. He gave us moments of great joy with the Jugagolazos against Real Madrid and Atletico, coupled with moments of great frustration such as the spell in 12/13 where he resembled a lost puppy that couldn't score to save his life. Ups and downs considered, he never failed to give it his all. I think I speak for a great many of us here in that the quality I'll miss most about Alexis is his character. It was a pleasure to have a player so selfless, progressive, and energetic. It is a shame that your time here was somewhat tainted by mob mentality and scapegoating, but I’d like to think that it was an overall positive endeavor. We thank you for the 3 years you gave to our club and wish you success in sexing it up wherever you may go. Gracias Jugadorazo.
In memory, here are Alexis’s best goals at Barca:
And here is the funniest Alexis video ever made:
In honor of @serghei, @Trickykid, and their fellow Alexis-defense squad members, I shall write a grand eulogy in memory and tribute of Jugadorazo:
O Alexis! my Alexis! your time at Barca is done.
Some here praised you as a God, yet for others you were shunned.
The end is here, that much is clear, some Cules are truly fuming.
Thine heart lies with The Gunners now, where your talents will be blooming;
But O heart! heart! heart!
Seen as lovable or misbegotten.
Yet in spite of thy many slips and misses,
You are gone, but never forgotten.
O Alexis! my Alexis! Go forth and do succeed.
Rise up-for you the flag is flung- for you can now be freed.
For you, the damsels cry in want- for you, the Brits a-crowding
For you they call, the hero of Chile- their eager faces turning
Here Alexis! dear Alexis!
Many tears will be shed.
We mourn your loss as you no longer,
Don the blue and red.
*Alexisized revision of ‘O Captain My Captain’ by Walt Whitman
Alexis came to be one of our own over the years. He gave us moments of great joy with the Jugagolazos against Real Madrid and Atletico, coupled with moments of great frustration such as the spell in 12/13 where he resembled a lost puppy that couldn't score to save his life. Ups and downs considered, he never failed to give it his all. I think I speak for a great many of us here in that the quality I'll miss most about Alexis is his character. It was a pleasure to have a player so selfless, progressive, and energetic. It is a shame that your time here was somewhat tainted by mob mentality and scapegoating, but I’d like to think that it was an overall positive endeavor. We thank you for the 3 years you gave to our club and wish you success in sexing it up wherever you may go. Gracias Jugadorazo.
In memory, here are Alexis’s best goals at Barca:
And here is the funniest Alexis video ever made:
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DonAndres
Wild Man of Borneo
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Ryan_Cule
barça amor d mi alma
te amo barca
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