Can't dribble, doesn't creat goalscoring chances for himself, only scores tap-ins that others create on a platter for him, doesn't defend. Poor man's Alexis Sanchez. Next?
To be absolutely serious, I can't think of anybody that could replace Sanchez that we could buy on the market, other than the usual suspects--Marco Reus or Luis Suarez. Other than that, the only mobile forwards that I could see succeeding for us are La Masia boys (i.e. Adama, Deulo, el Haddadi, etc.). BTW, hasn't Lamela had a flop season? Why can't we bring him here so that Lucho can sort him out again? He could probably be had for cheaps. If he can rebound, then boom! Mobile, tall, Argentinian, right winger.