9 - Robert Lewandowski

Porque

Senior Member
Bayern Munich are ready to sell Lewandowski. The German club shaked their crystal ball and want 80m today. Barcelona are willing to pay 70m plus Shakira used panties. Hoeness is delighted with the offer.
 

Andresito

Senior Member
Staff member
Every day Lewandowski's price seems to increase and Frenkie's decrease. Laporta will get confused and soon we'll be selling Frenkie for 35m and buying Lewandowski for 75m instead.
 

Temptation

Well-known member
It was from the latest talk where Kahn and Hasan invited the fans to discuss whether to accept the offer. Oliver Kahn suggested he would be very interested in Riqui Puig and using him as a moustache.

That's all cool but more importantly: were the cookies crunchy and tasty??
 

gregorrin10

Senior Member
Afraid it will become a prestige signing and we will pay way more than he is worth.
30M was to much already.

Okay, you don't need to exaggerate. 25-30M would've been a bargain, considering they got Mane for 32M (most likely at least 38). 35M would've been fair, 40 is pushing it, while 40+10 is overkill. Let's hope those add ons are the same that Bayern offered to Liverpool for Mane at first (us winning the CL or Lewa winning the Ballon'd Or, in one of those cases he would be a worthwhile signing, even if it does reach 50M), and not crappy number of appearances or whatever else, which is easily attainable.
 

Devils

Senior Member
Omg 40m + variables is the figure being thrown around now.

Laporta is a fossil in modern football and it’s showing right now. Should have stayed retired after 2010, old man.
 

Devils

Senior Member
Crazy that Laporta will probably spend over a 100m on Ferran Torres + 34 year old Lewa all over the course of a 6 months.

Barto level business.
 

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