Jeremy Mathieu

Chainsaw

Killahead
Whats the deal with him supposedly being super fast, never seen it in-game.

It was a myth made by those who tried to justify Barca's insistence on getting him even for that ridiculous price. I was not against getting him for cheap, and he did better last season than this season but that didn't justify his pricetag nor Barca's insistence that he's the right guy for fixing Barca's defensive issues.
 

Behrox

Vice President of FC Barcelona
[MENTION=15731]Sumlit[/MENTION] any chance you can PM me a compiled form of the diary. I really want to show this to my friends
 

CatalinR10

Senior Member
Day 437 of the Mathieu Adventure Experience

Morning, 3rd of October in the year of our Lord 2015. In hiding somewhere in the Andalusian territory of Sevilla.

Dear Diary:

I write this entry in complete despair. I have gone into exile. I cannot write more details at this moment as I am on the run, lest this diary fall into the wrong hands and my whereabouts are thus discovered. I must go now, I hear the lynch mob and hounds coming....

...5 hours later...

Dear Diary:

I have escaped persecution. My natural pale white camouflage served me well as I was able to elude my pursuers in the White Hill Towns of Andalusia. I hide now in am abandoned cave as I wait for things to cool down. I will attempt now, dear diary, to chronicle the unfortunate events that lead to this most awful of circumstances.

Fresh from that disaster against the German barbarians and my particular battering at the hands of that vicious Greek monstrosity, I had hopes that our trip to sunny and warm Andalusia would bring a positive entry in the chronicles of My Experience. Alas it wasn't to be. Those White and Red devils of Sevilla, lead by that evil slick-haired Satan called Untime Enemy, made my already difficult week a veritable hell on earth. They abused my pasty body mercilessly all day and not once, but twice did I succumb to their onslaught and committed grievous mistakes that lead to harsh punishment. So terrible was the torture wrought on me on this day that our director Enrique Luish was forced to throw in the towel to save what was left of my mutilated corpse.

Outside the skirmish fields a vicious lynch mob of Barcelonius supporters quickly formed, lead by a most savage individual I have hence come to know by the name of Alarcontis. His repeated shouts of "I HATE MATHIEU" will forever haunt my nightmares.

I will remain on the run for the time being, my hopes of moods calming down so that I may get amnesty and forgiveness for my mistakes, many and frequent that they may be. Until better times, dear diary. May my next entry into the Adventure Experience find us in better spirits and circumstances.


PS: Let there be said that I at least have no vendetta against our young comrade MAtSfault. My torture of game keepers is equal opportunity for all, as the stoic faced Bravgod found out today. At least I cannot be accused of being unfair, Mathieu is fair to all!

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silvia

New member
Day 437 of the Mathieu Adventure Experience

Morning, 3rd of October in the year of our Lord 2015. In hiding somewhere in the Andalusian territory of Sevilla.

Dear Diary:

I write this entry in complete despair. I have gone into exile. I cannot write more details at this moment as I am on the run, lest this diary fall into the wrong hands and my whereabouts are thus discovered. I must go now, I hear the lynch mob and hounds coming....

...5 hours later...

Dear Diary:

I have escaped persecution. My natural pale white camouflage served me well as I was able to elude my pursuers in the White Hill Towns of Andalusia. I hide now in am abandoned cave as I wait for things to cool down. I will attempt now, dear diary, to chronicle the unfortunate events that lead to this most awful of circumstances.

Fresh from that disaster against the German barbarians and my particular battering at the hands of that vicious Greek monstrosity, I had hopes that our trip to sunny and warm Andalusia would bring a positive entry in the chronicles of My Experience. Alas it wasn't to be. Those White and Red devils of Sevilla, lead by that evil slick-haired Satan called Untime Enemy, made my already difficult week a veritable hell on earth. They abused my pasty body mercilessly all day and not once, but twice did I succumb to their onslaught and committed grievous mistakes that lead to harsh punishment. So terrible was the torture wrought on me on this day that our director Enrique Luish was forced to throw in the towel to save what was left of my mutilated corpse.

Outside the skirmish fields a vicious lynch mob of Barcelonius supporters quickly formed, lead by a most savage individual I have hence come to know by the name of Alarcontis. His repeated shouts of "I HATE MATHIEU" will forever haunt my nightmares.

I will remain on the run for the time being, my hopes of moods calming down so that I may get amnesty and forgiveness for my mistakes, many and frequent that they may be. Until better times, dear diary. May my next entry into the Adventure Experience find us in better spirits and circumstances.


PS: Let there be said that I at least have no vendetta against our young comrade MAtSfault. My torture of game keepers is equal opportunity for all, as the stoic faced Bravgod found out today. At least I cannot be accused of being unfair, Mathieu is fair to all!
wow. what is this. The Chronicles of Catalunya? i have a book the chronicles of narnia but this.. is more quality. :lol: based on real story.
 
F

Frejsgodes

Guest
Meh, he has been bad, but too much scapegoating.

Mathieu's goals against Real Madrid and Celta are enough for me to love him forever, though.
 

silvia

New member
Meh, he has been bad, but too much scapegoating.

Mathieu's goals against Real Madrid and Celta are enough for me to love him forever, though.

true. his goals meant a lot last season.
and when the team lost, you have to blame the whole team players. including coaches and staffs for responsibilities. not just one.
but the writing is,,, it is intersting when you think about the situations plus Mathieu has a intersting character. :lol:
 
M

Messi+Eto

Guest
Is there a way to erase this guys FCB history, so it seems he never signed for us?
Never been a worst FCB player AFAIK!
 
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Flavia

Guest
Is there a way to erase this guys FCB history, so it seems he never signed for us?
Never been a worst FCB player AFAIK!

He was good last season. Had some vital goals, and against rm. Of course there were plenty of worse players than Mathieu. Song, Douglas, just from recent times.
 

Jombi

New member
He is far from the worst ever IMO, but I do feel that his defensive performance last season was masked by a couple of nice goals. Ironically, its a bit like what happened with Vermaelen at Arsenal. Mathieu was never really rated that highly by most Valencia fans and they were more than happy to see him go for such a price.
 

ZenI

Professor Balthazar
Meh, he has been bad, but too much scapegoating.

Mathieu's goals against Real Madrid and Celta are enough for me to love him forever, though.

Maybe a little scapegoating - but honestly, he's been terrible on LB. Most frustrating player this season so far, him and Suarez.
 

Morten

Senior Member
true. his goals meant a lot last season.
and when the team lost, you have to blame the whole team players. including coaches and staffs for responsibilities. not just one.
but the writing is,,, it is intersting when you think about the situations plus Mathieu has a intersting character. :lol:

Or you can simply blame Matic :mou:
 

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