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Sergio Busquets
He is a glaring weakness in our midfield. I mean fucking glaring, like making my eyes tear glaring. Whatever ''strong'' distribution arguments can be made for him are quickly quashed by his physical side and now diminishing football IQ (see his positioning for Bayern's 2nd). How many more...- Asylum15
- Post #15,448
- Forum: Barca History
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CL Round 2: Bayern Munchen - FC Barcelona 2-0
Fuck any haters in here. Having seen my team be trash for 4+ years, I am so fucking proud of our display tonight. We were better in every regard of that match for the vast majority of it, in their stadium. We can't expect our first proper season with a proper squad in years to be all...- Asylum15
- Post #290
- Forum: Season 22/23
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La Liga Round 1: FC Barcelona - Rayo Vallecano 0-0
Congrats to Rayo aswell, tactically fantastic. They know we leave very few defenders once we get turned over and they had pace and guile to expose us. They deserved more than one goal so a point is a fair result IMO. For us, the same ol' shit really. Araujo has zero short passing IQ under...- Asylum15
- Post #193
- Forum: Season 22/23
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La Liga Round 1: FC Barcelona - Rayo Vallecano 0-0
Stegan takes too fucking long to kick/pass balls once he receives them from our defence/midfield. This pondering shit with the ball, edging it forward while he looks around is a waste of time and kills any dynamicity we have in building out quickly. I've been to the Camp Nou and seen it first...- Asylum15
- Post #189
- Forum: Season 22/23
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Frenkie de Jong
My understanding or take on these statements is that Chelsea have reached out to Frankie's agent and said, ''we'll pay x for x years etc etc'' They go, great, we agree. Then Chelsea need to speak to the club next etc etc which is a whole different ball game. -
Frenkie de Jong
Romero saying Chelsea are close to an agreement with him. -
2022 Gamper Trophy
Pique sitting on the bench with that ''wonder who's dropping their nuts in my ex-girls'' face.- Asylum15
- Post #137
- Forum: Season 22/23
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Memphis Depay
Not to bring down the tone too much in here... but for this guys size/build/muscle mass (which he clearly visibly takes pride in), he is the biggest fucking pussy I've ever seen on a field just short of CR7. All he does is bounce off defenders and fall and look at the referee, jesus christ the...- Asylum15
- Post #3,690
- Forum: Other Players
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La Liga | Round 21: FC Barcelona - Rayo Vallecano 0-1
if anybody had any doubts that the task of rebuilding this team is absolutely monumental, then tonight is a further reminder. Stale, side to side football and a genuine lack of individual quality combined with stale, indecisive coaching and a genuine lack of wisdom from Xavi. This won't be...- Asylum15
- Post #45
- Forum: Season 21/22
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24 - Eric García
Jordi Alba's saving grace was always his recovery pace but at his age now, thats declining so fast. He was murdered in a footrace at one point last night against their right sided winger. Add into the equation his fragile mentality and we've a very volitile fullback who should be phased out.- Asylum15
- Post #2,126
- Forum: Player Chat
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24 - Eric García
We've had some bad defenders over the years but this guy is quickly shooting into No. 1 position. He's got no physical attributes at all, no strength, no speed, no change of direction, no agility. Well, football is not always about physical attributes, so he's got a brain right? (See penalty...- Asylum15
- Post #2,125
- Forum: Player Chat
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Adama Traore
I used to run the 100m/200m for years, so I understand the differences. However, in a football context, the advantage is actually lost because the counter attack has lost potential. He received a pass against Napoli the other night with him and pretty much just a Napoli defender in front of...- Asylum15
- Post #2,288
- Forum: Other Players
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Adama Traore
This guy drives me crazy sometimes... Is it just me or does he never go full sprint when the momentum is already high? Eg. Against Napoli he was passed a ball where he was 1v1 with their defender and through to goal but he INSISTS on slowing it down so he can face the defender up, then burst 5...- Asylum15
- Post #2,285
- Forum: Other Players
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La Liga | Round 24: RCD Espanyol - FC Barcelona 2-2
Everything we saw positive last time out was gone tonight. Eric Garcia/Ferran Torres are bench players, never first 11.- Asylum15
- Post #75
- Forum: Season 21/22
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7 - Ferran Torres
This guy is not going to make it here, can already see it. He's got zero dribbling ability, average pace, he's awkward and doesn't threaten as a 9. Why the fuck did we buy him?- Asylum15
- Post #1,401
- Forum: Player Chat
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La Liga | Round 22: Alaves - FC Barcelona 0-1
I was writing a presentation for work and stopped to watch that half. Needless to say my presentation will be done tonight. Jesus... Christ...- Asylum15
- Post #51
- Forum: Season 21/22
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Ousmane Dembélé
He's going to leave and I'm fucking delighted. - Braindead, zero footballing IQ. - Predictable and unimaginative at the best of times. - Can't shoot for shit based on the last 50 appearances. - Constantly injured. - Will NEVER become the player people thought he would. - Attitude stinks and his...- Asylum15
- Post #10,889
- Forum: Other Players
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CL | Round 6: Bayern Munchen - FC Barcelona 3-0
In a game like this, you need your senior players to be solid and consistent. That was a horrifying mistake from Ter Stegen, jesus.- Asylum15
- Post #426
- Forum: Season 21/22
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Memphis Depay
Been following us and active reading posts on here but logged back in just to say... This guy is nowhere near what we need nor our level at this club. I hope he goes ASAP.- Asylum15
- Post #3,229
- Forum: Other Players
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