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    Luis Suárez

    ljsdzpvd djv as'ojvgfre ;ocv[op \ +7 sargfe[pkipou dude 4get Suarez! Put her on the bench as our vice-coach and you'll get a cleared pitch + empty net even at Anfield :baby: watch Valv turn up the heat & play mucho macho football haha
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    10 - Lionel Messi - V6

    Maldini is the GOAT and Messi is the Shepherd :-) Maradona is la bella donna yearning for a life of freedom :D
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    Josep Maria Bartomeu

    The Last Su-Pep :chef:
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    Do you want the club to sign Griezmann?

    It's a yes for the Griez! World class player both technically and mentally strong enough not to fall victim to the Barca pressure cooker. Obviously answered in context _ based on the players current board would be willing to sign. Otherwise, I'd rather go with my selection in the Our Starting...
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    10 - Lionel Messi - V6

    Messirine El Chapo :2guns: _ enemigo público número uno
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    Josep Maria Bartomeu

    Would be dope to see ney here but no way if at the expense of bouzebouze Barto could try trading out Couti, Umti, Raki, Busi, Sergi and Jawsito. If the answer from the caliphate is no, then he should forget about the Brazilian enfant terrible, put on his scuba gear and go dive for the cheaper...
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    Neymar Jr.

    Very fun player :-) At 30 mil, one of the big clubs is likely to grab him. Sevilla already made an offer but seems like he won't make any decisions till after Afcon. I'd sign him up along with Jr Firpo (I think he's still available) and try to make a push for Havertz, Pulisic, Callum H-O as...
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    10 - Lionel Messi - V6

    mehr wunderbarca curves als der Nürburgring _ Courtesy of Shiseido Must get dat Apex rrrriiiiite!!! :stretcher:
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    Neymar Jr.

    Don't knock it, dis just like Shutter Island, nothing is as it seems hehe
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    Neymar Jr.

    2nd part is right. 1st part ... sounds like you're projecting dude :sherlock:
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    10 - Lionel Messi - V6

    Hire this nice lady as Assistant Coach and have her call Vitoooooogo every time they start slackin. EZ as Pie! errr best not mention pie around Pistolero :thinking:
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    Neymar Jr.

    Sorin's line-up would be tops but since Barto ain't gonna trade Suarez and Valv favors Bob over Sem, best solution could be a fluid 3 5 2 _____________Suarez _________________ Messi Ney _ Arthur_ de Jong _ Griez _ Demb _ _ Lenglet _ _ Pique _ _ Todibo/Sem with Arthur and one of deJ/Griez...
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    Neymar Jr.

    forum meltdown incoming :lol: tough to see how this could work though without either Couti or at least one of the vets being traded, even more so should Griez be confirmed in July... Unless Barto pulls some super magic sponsorship deal out of left field! and mucho magic he'll need specially...
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    Neymar Jr.

    You bet! that would be a sweet deal and would actually give Barto lots of +++ points. Whatever we do, we gotta keep Dembouze. Trading him is an absolute no-no.
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    10 - Lionel Messi - V6

    Folks are making wayyyyyyy to many assumptions about Messi, imagining he's that all powerful off-pitch dictator wielding his sceptre, deciding who gets signed and who plays. The same shit's been said for years about him and the NT. Riordon, do you really think Leo enjoys getting zero service...
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    Matthijs de Ligt

    The Art of de Ligt :lol: Barto better not piss him off
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    Barca Transfers and Rumors

    Sound reasoning. Pogba and de Jogba would constitute quite a complimentary match. In the same way, de Zigt's propensity to lose the ball due to his high-risk game was compensated by de Jong's amazing possession qualities. They worked in perfect symbiosis. Pogba adds physicality and height + his...
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    7 - Philippe Coutinho - V1

    Brazil showed good team spirit when they chose Couti as the penalty taker in Qatar but unlucky for him, var n ref cancelled it. Also missed out on that curved shot but not by much. It's like some bad voodoo stuff happening to so many Brazil players (・_・ヾ
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    Who do you think is smarter, Di Maria or Dembele?

    Legal with illegal swag levs :gap: edit: nah fuck dis lame ass must fit in2 a box boring stuck up shizz. throw in a few cheesy rhymes & smiley get some variety wha the biggie. was gonna stretch my wings anywise I'm outie Peeeeeaaaaaceeeee :wave:
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    Who do you think is smarter, Di Maria or Dembele?

    Call of Cthulhu Call the Poliiize Thick as a pole, this poll is :police: Demb iz a bi rite side left side twin-engine brainiac Genie . can see why Kat brought it up though as both RnD RnB Demby N di been known to've lost a few joints on the track Yo :stoner:

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