Search results

  1. malvolio

    Vinícius Júnior

    Peak Ney?! Denilson was twice the player this bum is. Dunno what happened with Brazilian talent, but I've never seen such a shit Brazilian NT in my lifetime. Talent in football has dried out everywhere but I would've expected better from Brazil.
  2. malvolio

    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    Don't want the retired polak.
  3. malvolio

    Mason Greenwood

    Barca had footballers that treat women like garbage, what's with this sudden outrage? Thuram, Eto'o, Alves etc
  4. malvolio

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Aye, gastronomy is your forte. You love those polish sausages.
  5. malvolio

    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    Nah, we need a real nutter, a bad boy. Barcaforum stans for dictators and real men, nothing less.
  6. malvolio

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Horatio lacking basic geography knowledge :tata:
  7. malvolio

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Great GKs from the Balkans? Hardly any in history. You guys are probably thirsting for a macho persona a la Dibu Martinez, but it doesn't work like that if you can't back it up with skills.
  8. malvolio

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Now I'm crying miself to sleep after missing the opportunity to come in here and beat my chest after a Ter Stegen masterclass, as per DonAK the imbecile. Such is life
  9. malvolio

    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    Yeah, he'll be crying himself to sleep reading comments from serghei, DonAK47 and Devils.
  10. malvolio

    Real Madrid

    Last contact as in when the ref decides to blow the whistle since the fat fuck finnaly reaches the edge of the box. He already started falling 10 minutes before that.
  11. malvolio

    21 - Frenkie de Jong

    This guy's career peak was vs Madrid at the Bernabeu, with Ajax. One of the biggest frauds to be called a "top midfielder".
  12. malvolio

    Real Madrid

    Are you high or drunk?
  13. malvolio

    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Fair play to him on not downplaying Monaco and moaning like a bitch.
  14. malvolio

    Real Madrid

    Yeah, I'll shoot a movie of it. FFS mate, it's clear the fat fuck milks it until he reaches the edge of the box. Ref was already set to give the pen for Madrid, it's an idiotic pen to give. Especially considering the match was over.
  15. malvolio

    Real Madrid

    The "close up angle" for the kebab munching Dutch wannabe.
  16. malvolio

    Real Madrid

    Fat fuck is outside the box. Get ya glasses grandpa.
  17. malvolio

    Real Madrid

    The fat fuck wasn't in the box. He dived in the box, but he was outside of it.
  18. malvolio

    La Liga 24/25

    I knew
  19. malvolio

    La Liga 24/25

    This nigga ain't posting much
  20. malvolio

    La Liga 24/25

    He what?

Home of Barca Fans

Top