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  1. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Manchester United

    Bumchester Ufarted have got no chance because they have nothing up top. They have some good defenders now, but that's negated by having such a error prone goalkeeper playing behind them. Their best attacking player is Bruno, but bizarrely they decide to play him as an 8 most games, sometimes...
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    Vitor Roque

    There is more chance he will end up being as useful as Ansu was to Brighton last season, and then come back here next season with little to no value, like Ansu has. I would prefer a sale now. 20-30m. Just take the small hit and move on before everyone else cottons on that we fucked up.
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    Nico Williams

    Let's not stop here. We are one great DM signing away from officially being back. Let's sell a few dead ends and use the 50m to go and get Jose Ederson Silva from Atalanta. He would be my choice. Brazilian workhorse heavily linked to all the top EPL clubs, 25 in his prime, as strong as an...
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    Nico Williams

    Read the small print of your mobile phone instruction booklet. It will tell you that you should : KEEP YOUR PHONE AT LEAST 6 INCHES AWAY FROM YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES. This is due to the cancer inducing radiation your phone constantly omits. For this reason I have my phone on airplane mode...
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    Nico Williams

    Because multi billion dollar corporations are more powerful than lawmakers and not the other way around. Let's be honest, your toothpaste is not safe to use, neither is your shampoo. Microwaves should be banned. But by far the most dangerous product on the market right now is the cancer...
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    Nico Williams

    The scripting in the game has turned the player in to nothing more than a hamster on a wheel. They do not even attempt to hide it any more. Scripting in online gaming is now pretty much the norm, which is why I don't play any more. Even a kid can notice it on mobile games. EA are relying on...
  7. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Summer Olympics Paris - 2024

    It's a shame the US basketball team won as the team is full of arrogance. Also, Noah Lyles and Simone Biles. Can't seem to enjoy their victories without shoving down your throat about how great they are. It repulses me. 🤮 What is even more sad is when people make excuses for it, and the...
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    Nico Williams

    Let's face it, we've got no choice now. Nico's pace up top would be such a game changer for us that we have no option but to keep holding out the begging bowl for him. The signing of Olmo means signing him makes even more sense now. It's almost going to be the difference between challenging...
  9. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Manchester United

    As a Barca fan, I would never root for Utd in anything. The Real Madrid of Northern Europe
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    Erling Haaland

    The most startling thing about his performances are the lack of desire. It's like he has almost resigned himself to not scoring against the big teams and is content to wait to statpad against the likes of Ipswich in Game week 2. He reminds me a bit of Lukaku. Despite all the bravado, deep...
  11. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    16 - Fermín López

    The more I think about it, the more it dawns on me, that this is one of the best individual performances at a international tournament that I have seen. He basically carried that side and was the difference maker in pretty much every game. It wasn't just the goals, it was the quality of the...
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    16 - Fermín López

    The dream is dropping Lewa and playing Olmo as a false 9. Nico____ Olmo. ____Lamine. _________Fermin You lack a natural out and out goalscorer, but could see all of these 4 getting double figures next season anyway. Would be a nightmare trying to contain that attacking line up. You manage...
  13. Don Juan Laporta Estruch

    Messi fan, with a gift for the goat.

    Very nice hermano, only spoilt by the disgusting badge of the QSG. :messi:
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    Kylian Muppet

    Given his dating choices, you would have to be very brave to open a picture of him entitled Ball Work. :griezmann:
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    Mikayil Faye

    Sometimes you need to factor in the clubs interested in a player to help evaluate whether you really should be letting the player go. Porto, Nice, Rennes. All very very astute in the transfer market and of course two of them pulled our pants down recently for Todibo and Nico. Unfortunately...
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    Nico Williams

    Relax he is coming ................... With his girlfriend, to celebrate his new contract at Bilbao. :lamine:
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    Frenkie de Jong

    Wammy, there is clearly other significant criteria at play with this award otherwise Messi would surely have won it more than Sergi Roberto and Bojan Krkic, but I see that all 3 are tied at having won it once each. :lol::lol: Sure Frenk deserves a flower for his win, but let's not act like he...
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    The best thing about Xavi was how he dealt with La Masia. Sporting Department wanted to do a special and sell Fermin for 600k, only Xavi stopped it. Everyone wanted Faye to be promoted and Xavi plucked a rabbit from the hat with Pau. Would another manager have trusted Lamine as much as Xavi...

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