Hans-Dieter Flick

Hansi Flick - how do we rate him?

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Iniesta Ultra

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
Bayernball's Yamal stuck in 3v1s till he can inshatrivela to rags or ferret, once in a awhile attempt beat three to shoot and miss by a meter. Pepper in creampie waiting for second balls to give panda a recycle. Donkey sprinting back n forth like Mike Meyers as Phillip the Hyper Hypo hoping Fraud and panda insha him.

Bayernball's deceiving since panda pirouettes and Fraud stutter steps everyone thinks must be Barcaball.

I wish I were trolling.
 
MonteCuler

MonteCuler

Well-known member
Iniesta Ultra said:
Bayernball's Yamal stuck in 3v1s till he can inshatrivela to rags or ferret, once in a awhile attempt beat three to shoot and miss by a meter. Pepper in creampie waiting for second balls to give panda a recycle. Donkey sprinting back n forth like Mike Meyers as Phillip the Hyper Hypo hoping Fraud and panda insha him.
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G

Gnidrologist

Senior Member
ToranagaSama said:
What are you actually criticizing? He's winning a lot of games while playing all-out attacking football with a mix of players that are:

- years away from their primes (Pedri, Yamal, Cubaris: 23, 18, 18 years old)
- way past their primes (Lewa)
- doubtful in general quality (Koundé, Araujo, Christensen)
- nothing more than solid with glimpses here and there but also lacking in a lot of aspects (De Jong, Ferran, Olmo).

With only one guy who is in his absolute prime and delivering high quality majority of the time (Raphinha).

Winning domestic double with entertaining football is the most one can expect, based on RM's very own struggles.

Winning CL is possible depending on form and luck but can't be expected with this squad at all.

Honestly, after Messi era and the Griezmann, Coutinho, Démbéle, Gomes disasterclasses I would have never expected that this club will compete again at the very top so soon. Playing Europa League against likes of Man United and Frankfurt with limp sideway zombie tiki-taka year after year was a real possibility.

So the critics better be trolling for entertainment purposes or explain themselves what their expecations are.
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Gnidrologist

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Iniesta Ultra said:
stubborness, stupid decisions, and bayernball or nothing tactics

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Bayernball has proven itself to be great. Combined with players that are way more technical and creative than most of the recent Bayern players, it's an absolute cinema to watch and can be super effective, when everything clicks and no injury crisis. And Flick hasn't had the privilege of Bayern to acquire players he wants on the spot, doing all this with makeshift squads. He's the best Barca coach since Pep. Paradigm changer. (with all Respect to Lucho, he wasn't there yet and was piggybacking prime legendary geniuses at the time of his tenure)
 
Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

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Iniesta Ultra said:
Bayernball's Yamal stuck in 3v1s till he can inshatrivela to rags or ferret, once in a awhile attempt beat three to shoot and miss by a meter. Pepper in creampie waiting for second balls to give panda a recycle. Donkey sprinting back n forth like Mike Meyers as Phillip the Hyper Hypo hoping Fraud and panda insha him.

Bayernball's deceiving since panda pirouettes and Fraud stutter steps everyone thinks must be Barcaball.

I wish I were trolling.
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More shite like this and we will all be begging for the Puig jokes to come back :facepalm:
 
Iniesta Ultra

Iniesta Ultra

Senior Member
Lucho's done great with his cheaper young players, proof he can do same if came back. Since most clubs ignore tech players they can be affordable for us if we went back to our principles.

Just adding one player who can complement Yamal would make watching matches interesting, if Flick allows them to not insha.
 
MonteCuler

MonteCuler

Well-known member
Gnidrologist said:
Bayernball has proven itself to be great. Combined with players that are way more technical and creative than most of the recent Bayern players, it's an absolute cinema to watch and can be super effective, when everything clicks and no injury crisis. And Flick hasn't had the privilege of Bayern to acquire players he wants on the spot, doing all this with makeshift squads. He's the best Barca coach since Pep. Paradigm changer. (with all Respect to Lucho, he wasn't there yet and was piggybacking prime legendary geniuses at the time of his tenure)
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The funniest thing is watching Barça fans refer to "Bayernball" as some low form of football when the worst of humiliations in our history have come from it

7-0, 8-2 and countless other spankings by teams that play this style

When applied properly and with the right players, high intensity blitzkrieg ball is perhaps the deadliest thing in football

Tiki taka, when facing teams of this kind, needs players of absolutely highest level to be able to beat their press
 
draconifire

draconifire

NTC with a Positive attitude
Iniesta Ultra said:
Bayernball's Yamal stuck in 3v1s till he can inshatrivela to rags or ferret, once in a awhile attempt beat three to shoot and miss by a meter. Pepper in creampie waiting for second balls to give panda a recycle. Donkey sprinting back n forth like Mike Meyers as Phillip the Hyper Hypo hoping Fraud and panda insha him.

Bayernball's deceiving since panda pirouettes and Fraud stutter steps everyone thinks must be Barcaball.

I wish I were trolling.
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Is it a bad thing, and should I touch grass, if I understood every bit of that poetry?
 
draconifire

draconifire

NTC with a Positive attitude
ToranagaSama said:
What are you actually criticizing? He's winning a lot of games while playing all-out attacking football with a mix of players that are:

- years away from their primes (Pedri, Yamal, Cubaris: 23, 18, 18 years old)
- way past their primes (Lewa)
- doubtful in general quality (Koundé, Araujo, Christensen)
- nothing more than solid with glimpses here and there but also lacking in a lot of aspects (De Jong, Ferran, Olmo).

With only one guy who is in his absolute prime and delivering high quality majority of the time (Raphinha).

Winning domestic double with entertaining football is the most one can expect, based on RM's very own struggles.

Winning CL is possible depending on form and luck but can't be expected with this squad at all.

Honestly, after Messi era and the Griezmann, Coutinho, Démbéle, Gomes disasterclasses I would have never expected that this club will compete again at the very top so soon. Playing Europa League against likes of Man United and Frankfurt with limp sideway zombie tiki-taka year after year was a real possibility.

So the critics better be trolling for entertainment purposes or explain themselves what their expecations are.
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I dont know if this was directed at me. But no, not criticising Flick.

The only criticism I have of him so far is his injury record this season and sticking with Kounde at the RB position.

Been one of his ardent supporters even during our shit phases.
 
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