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    1 - Marc-Andre ter Stegen

    :mou: Stegen counting his money while you lot are waiting for his demise.
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    Joan Laporta

    It's the bare minimum that probably any president tasked to balance the ship would have done. Club didn't lose its identity? Are you having a laugh?! It is steadily being sold, piece by piece, just like any other club. Stadium name and everything else. Fucking selling out to dictatorships in...
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    Joan Laporta

    Another low for this club - going to those camel awards arranged for Insecuronaldo to still feel relevant. I swear this guy never misses a chance to prostitute himself.
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    14 - Marcus Rashford

    He clearly knows how to strike a ball, but that's about it. There is some luck behind the numbers he has here and there's also the fact our team generates more chances + the weak LL effect. Otherwise his game is wank for a player that commands a salary of that magnitude. Lots of failed...
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    13 - Joan García

    Most Barca GKs were not legendary stuff so pretty much expendable. Certainly the position we had it worse in, considering what legends we had in other positions over the years. But on the other hand people go way overboard on GK performances anyway since it's easier for the usual chump to have...
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    La Liga Round 17: Villarreal - Barca 0-2

    Worst Inter in years. Basically the end road of a team which peaked in 2023/24. But lots of clowns think this was some super team.
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    La Liga Round 17: Villarreal - Barca 0-2

    It's like having a nuclear weapon and not using it because we were already stacked with conventional Tomahawks in every position. I don't understand the Messi era comparison. This squad has some glaring problems which are masked well enough by Flick's approach and the current level of LL. We...
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    La Liga Round 17: Villarreal - Barca 0-2

    This team's performance hangs on Raphinha and Yamal. We can win LL if Real continue to be inconsistent. CL is a pipe dream.
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    He was a one trick pony last season also. Ok, maybe two tricks pony as he also abuses the trivela pass. I think teams are used to him now and are better prepared at containing him. Even in individual duels he was kept in check by several players this season. Yes he'll have the two excuses...
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    7 - Ferran Torres

    No doubt Lewandowski would have scored those goals in his sleep. People ask why he can't do it vs Chelsea? Just look at his finishes vs Betis and analyse the quality. First goal was probably the best from a difficulty point of view, but overall a tap-in. Bartra doesn't track his man. Second...
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    Pretty much. It's only the busy schedule that would probably take its toll. And leagues like PL or Ligue 1 would probably injure him as there's more phisicality.
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    Lionel "The Greatest of All Time" Messi V2

    With the current football level in Europe and all over the globe basically, he would dominate anywhere with the right setup around him. There's no better AM or playmaker + he also scores a lot.
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    10 - Lamine Yamal

    Evidently? When was that?
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    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    3M a season for a cheerleader basically. At least Pinto was entertaining.
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    25 - Wojciech Szczęsny

    Probably Tek, Pena and now Garcia played trough sheer will and talent as "Ter Stegen's man" does nothing anyway.
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