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I love this new CL format.

Glorified friendlies and won it luckily. You guys overevaluated everything to save your soldier.

They need Xavi. Unironically.

The GOAT leading his team to a cup final after being clutch in the last minute GOAT stuff

Just came back from injury and scored twice to send his team to the final of leagues cup. Just GOAT things.

His goal/assist output is very decent - every 136th minute played over the last two seasons - comparably Gavi needs 450 minutes for...

NOOOOOO FUCKING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lmfaooo this is not real

Onana masterclass again

Fermin's missus is too highly strung. He needs a more ' everything goes ' type of woman. And what better example of that than Dame...

Fermin is making good money, he's not on starvation wages like poor Diaz was at Liverpool, freaking bastards. He also plays plenty...

Malvolio and Barcaman will look very silly by the time Balde is 28 or so. Old men stuck in the past, in their youth and glory days.

BBZ was an early version of GPT. No doubts about it. Meanwhile gasgas guy was North Korean AI tech. Bless.

Hilarious how you compare those players to a 21 year old who's just starting and has his whole career ahead. Not like they don't get...