Vinicius Umtiti Jr.

He looks like every black American I've ever seen on pop the balloon that weighs under 80 kilos.

Don't ask me how my feed brings that shit to me. It's not the algorithm, I swear!
 
I have watched the highlights from these few friendly games with Brazil and also this season for Real. And frankly I am shocked.

I don't think people truly grasp how shit he is right now, because it's been going on for some time. But this is by far the lowest point of his career. He doesn't really look as a top flight footballer at all.

The thing is, he's been truly spectacular at the WC and it looked as if he was coming back to form. Now he is saying that the WC elimination broke him, but who really believes that?

How is it even possible to have such an enormous drop of level in, what, 1-2 months? If it's a matter of emotions, he needs to seek mental help asap

I do think the chin surgery has something to do with it. I'm no medical expert but I know fucking around with your skull and all the nerves in it can at least do some damage to the automatic actions you have known all your life. The dribble, the first touch, the pass these are all things that pro footballers have in their nervous system.
 
The only sound theory is that he's fucking sensitive and bullshit criticism, his fight with racism... everything outside the pitch he finally brought inside and it fucks his game now.
 
The only sound theory is that he's fucking sensitive and bullshit criticism, his fight with racism... everything outside the pitch he finally brought inside and it fucks his game now.
If it's an emotional thing he's not ok mentally

It's not normal for a full grown adult to be THAT sensitive. He's been knocked out of WC before and didn't suffer so much. It's not all his fault and he knows

One would think that performing so well in WC would only improve his confidence and make him believe he's back. But complete opposite happened
 
If it's an emotional thing he's not ok mentally

It's not normal for a full grown adult to be THAT sensitive. He's been knocked out of WC before and didn't suffer so much. It's not all his fault and he knows

One would think that performing so well in WC would only improve his confidence and make him believe he's back. But complete opposite happened
The WC depression is bullshit. More like he realizes he's uglier now than before. He wanted Neymar head, instead got handed Umtiti.
 
There is another theory which looks more plausible than the clone/replacement theory

It says that when having this face harmonization procedure or how it is called, it affects the biomechanics of the body.
Messing with your chin is not like dying your hair, it directly messes with the bone structure, and thus with the mechanical equilibrium between bones and muscles in every movement performed.
 
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