Julián Álcatraz
- Thread starter Barcaman
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Jay-Jay
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Although I’m very much pro Alvarez because he brings a lot to the team, this might actually be the best outcome for us, as it would allow us to focus on other strikers.
Jamologist
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And then say we were just joking.
jormatar
Active member
Gotta love these greasy handshake deals. Do it Laporta and Deco.
ZenI
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They would like to make 10m from us?
in Atleti's goal
Imagine a parallel universe where he scores an own goal for us when we meet them. At the Metropolitano, even.
Would be poetic justice seeing Rodri, Pedri and Raphinha stand around him, shielding him from incoming projectiles from the stands concluding with a zoom-in on this order of faces:
Simeone (death stare)
Cerezo (disgruntled, sweaty pig)
Laporta (huge smile)
Deco (looking at his phone)
Simeone again (still empty stare thinking 'man, Barca is nice. I wish I was there too, Julian, you hijo de puta madre')
Would be poetic justice seeing Rodri, Pedri and Raphinha stand around him, shielding him from incoming projectiles from the stands concluding with a zoom-in on this order of faces:
Simeone (death stare)
Cerezo (disgruntled, sweaty pig)
Laporta (huge smile)
Deco (looking at his phone)
Simeone again (still empty stare thinking 'man, Barca is nice. I wish I was there too, Julian, you hijo de puta madre')
