1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

[Gilberto]

For what it's worth, Thomas Muller is apparantly one of the main jokers at Bayern Munich. I have to agree he has a very punchable face, especially after he scores goals.

 

[Horatio]

Germans can come across as pretty stoic, but all that changes once they get drunk. Pretty chill people overall once you get to know them. Except for [MENTION=22412]henias[/MENTION].
Also enjoy visiting friends in Berlin. It's relatively cheap compared to Amsterdam and food is great!

 

[Luftstalag14]

It has nothing to do with his nationality but I too detest Thomas Mueller. Makes me sick.

 

[Luftstalag14]

I find the Germans very friendly and easy-going people based on my personal experience, there wasn't any traces of the stereotypes that associated with them when I interacted with them. Got a bear hug from a older lady at Borussia Park who was so eager to talk to me and lent me her Gladbach scarf.

 

[denn]

Thomas Muller is a cunt. He represents Bayern in perfect sense.

Their whole national squad makes me sick, besides Sane I guess.

Ozil, Khedira, Mustafi, Kroos, Muller, Hummels.. ffs

Let's just say I prefer other countries

 

[Horatio]

[MENTION=22176]denn[/MENTION]

You Brazilian?

 

[kadeng]

all of you are just jealous because germans are the übervolk

 

[denn]

[MENTION=22176]denn[/MENTION]

You Brazilian?

No, Croatian. But never mind, it's not that serious.

 

[Ousmane Dembélé]

It seems like half the members on here are Croatian. Looks like Barcaman just got all of his friends in real life to join the forum.

 

[Sorin]

Put them on a strict English learning course and told them to fecking contribute.

Before someone takes it seriously, it's just a joke.

 

[Hamzah]

Germany is awesome, I love Germany

 

[Horatio]

Germany is awesome, I love Germany

Sounds like you have a German next to you holding you at gun-point.

 

[Kohe321]

It has nothing to do with his nationality but I too detest Thomas Mueller. Makes me sick.

But Thomas Muller is hilarious! His Cristiano impression is Oscar worthy:

 

[Gilberto]

[MENTION=16374]Kohe321[/MENTION] loooool I forgot this existed. Thanks for reminding me of the tool I will be using to stop myself from punching the screen, next time I see Muller celebrate a goal.

 

[Sekou]

Why? Austrians don't like Germans?

No, we despise them. Most of it comes down to our insecurity about being the little brother.