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George_Costanza

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LOL Koemam has worked in Europe. Wtf has South American maestros Gallordo won worth anything? Koeman > Tata V2

He won Copa Libertadores twice and on his way to win it for the third time. A record only one manager has done it before, the one and only Carlos freakin Bianchi (4 times). Copa Libertadores (for an ignorant child like you) is the equivalent of the European Champion League. It's the most prestigious title to win in South America, more than Copa America that Messi and Co struggling to win for the past two decades. Diego Simeone never managed a European team before, he was hired by ATM in December 2011 and in 6 months' time won them Europa League, 2 years after he won them the league title (after 9 years trophyless seasons) and reached UCL final. You are a fucking ignorant, seeing your replies makes me rage and want to literally spank your ass. Koeman can't hold a candle to coaches like Gallardo. Now stop quoting me and go troll somewhere else.
 

Messigician

Senior Member
He won Copa Libertadores twice and on his way to win it for the third time. A record only one manager has done it before, the one and only Carlos freakin Bianchi (4 times). Copa Libertadores (for an ignorant child like you) is the equivalent of the European Champion League. It's the most prestigious title to win in South America, more than Copa America that Messi and Co struggling to win for the past two decades. Diego Simeone never managed a European team before, he was hired by ATM in December 2011 and in 6 months' time won them Europa League, 2 years after he won them the league title (after 9 years trophyless seasons) and reached UCL final. You are a fucking ignorant, seeing your replies makes me rage and want to literally spank your ass. Koeman can't hold a candle to coaches like Gallardo. Now stop quoting me and go troll somewhere else.

Yes the south American farmers league is the equivalent to champions league.

Pass the weed lmao, we are not getting your BFF Gallardo stop fantasizing about him. Barca and longer hire foreign coaches who don't get the Barca way
 
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Havesaks

Senior Member
Yes the south American farmers league is the equivalent to champions league.

Pass the weed lmao, we are not getting tour BFF Gallardo stop fantasizing about him. Barca and longer hire foreign coaches who don't get the Barca way

Haha - man it's not weed. Keep away from the stuff this Guy is talking.
 

Riordon

New member
A complete mismatch. Another touch heavy players when all we need is runners in behind. Don’t blame him though, blame those who brought him for the wrong role.
 

evilhita666

Barçapocalypse NOW!
Also koeman was a legend at the club who scored the winner to get the club its first champions league trophy. He would have a lot of respect from the players

Players in our squad have won three or four times whatever Koeman won and they did it while being considered the best in the world, they are bigger club legends now than he ever was... Besides, players don't care about what happened 25 years ago, especially since Koeman hasn't done anything relevant as a coach...

One of the main reason this team is screwed up is because players think they are above the manager, it happened when Pep left, then when Tito had to step away the players took over even if Roura was there, the same thing happened with Tata and finally with Luis Enrique who, also a club legend, had to (partially) give in to the player's wishes... No wonder our players love the puppet Valverde, because they get to do whatever they want...

Realistically, only a guy with traits of Pep or Klopp can tame our squad, someone who has the personality and the managerial/tactical skills to put his money where his mouth is... Unfortunately there is no such manager available right now...
 

KingLeo10

Senior Member
Players in our squad have won three or four times whatever Koeman won and they did it while being considered the best in the world, they are bigger club legends now than he ever was... Besides, players don't care about what happened 25 years ago, especially since Koeman hasn't done anything relevant as a coach...

One of the main reason this team is screwed up is because players think they are above the manager, it happened when Pep left, then when Tito had to step away the players took over even if Roura was there, the same thing happened with Tata and finally with Luis Enrique who, also a club legend, had to (partially) give in to the player's wishes... No wonder our players love the puppet Valverde, because they get to do whatever they want...

Realistically, only a guy with traits of Pep or Klopp can tame our squad, someone who has the personality and the managerial/tactical skills to put his money where his mouth is... Unfortunately there is no such manager available right now...

If we only we had someone like a Zidane in our history...not even close to Pep/Klopp in tactics or managerial vision but he's the only guy with a presence big enough to tame our senior divas.
He managed to get CR7 to stop obsessing over the Getafes and Espanyols and focus on big CL ties...and look where it led RM.
 

Aryagorn

Improvin' Perfection!!
If we only we had someone like a Zidane in our history...not even close to Pep/Klopp in tactics or managerial vision but he's the only guy with a presence big enough to tame our senior divas.
He managed to get CR7 to stop obsessing over the Getafes and Espanyols and focus on big CL ties...and look where it led RM.

Unfortunately, that guy is currently plying trade in a country known for human trafficking & won't be available at least for another 2 years
 

soul24rage

Senior Member
If we only we had someone like a Zidane in our history...not even close to Pep/Klopp in tactics or managerial vision but he's the only guy with a presence big enough to tame our senior divas.
He managed to get CR7 to stop obsessing over the Getafes and Espanyols and focus on big CL ties...and look where it led RM.

Hopefully, Xavi could be our Zidane with his playing CV and personality.

It would be great to see how Xavi does in a better league than in Qatar.
 

Jadentheman

Active member
Thing is Xavi might want a squad where the seniors are completely gone. So he might refrain till Messi & friends stop playing for Barcelona.
 

snowy

New member
Players in our squad have won three or four times whatever Koeman won and they did it while being considered the best in the world, they are bigger club legends now than he ever was... Besides, players don't care about what happened 25 years ago, especially since Koeman hasn't done anything relevant as a coach...

One of the main reason this team is screwed up is because players think they are above the manager, it happened when Pep left, then when Tito had to step away the players took over even if Roura was there, the same thing happened with Tata and finally with Luis Enrique who, also a club legend, had to (partially) give in to the player's wishes... No wonder our players love the puppet Valverde, because they get to do whatever they want...

Realistically, only a guy with traits of Pep or Klopp can tame our squad, someone who has the personality and the managerial/tactical skills to put his money where his mouth is... Unfortunately there is no such manager available right now...

Haha comic and tragic! When u put it like that, can't think of another top club where players have it so easy

Was joking the other day but yeah, board actually managed to pamper our hard-working lion cubs into Love Me Feed Me Never Leave Me Garfields.

Picking up their kids from school just before match _ no warm-up gym - just a pool table and a auto-refill Purina 9Lives dispenser. The other coach was gobsmacked and said his team would take 10+ goals or was it? per match if they did the same :lol:

Even Pep and Klopp couldn't tame our players at this stage. Pique skips training to join strike rally... ma man SpeedBouz quick to follow lol Good luck controlling Leo and force him to stay in the top corner where he'll never see the yarn.

Solution: hire Jackson Galaxy to reset the meow button and pair him up with a hardcore master chief drill instructor to whip them back into the zone. Cats who can't cope will immediately ask for a transfer to China, Japan or MLS.

Only Leo gets a pass on BUD/S ... err cuz he's my fav hehe srsl, cuz u wanna protect ur Ace in the Sleeve

BUT put him on a 10 days per month juice detox and incorporate more flexibility and yoga into his routine for longevity.

Confiscate Demb's game consoles and make him watch hours of foot analysis + hrs n hrs vs MaTs and defenders so as to hone his finishing skills under pressure.

Select based on merit and current level so as to boost motivation. Weaker players will ask for transfers by themselves instead of board trying to convince them and the better ones will get promoted. Easy P!

Then, bring in 10H or Xavi or whoever fits best :D
 

bismp

Well-known member
Players in our squad have won three or four times whatever Koeman won and they did it while being considered the best in the world, they are bigger club legends now than he ever was... Besides, players don't care about what happened 25 years ago, especially since Koeman hasn't done anything relevant as a coach...

One of the main reason this team is screwed up is because players think they are above the manager, it happened when Pep left, then when Tito had to step away the players took over even if Roura was there, the same thing happened with Tata and finally with Luis Enrique who, also a club legend, had to (partially) give in to the player's wishes... No wonder our players love the puppet Valverde, because they get to do whatever they want...

Realistically, only a guy with traits of Pep or Klopp can tame our squad, someone who has the personality and the managerial/tactical skills to put his money where his mouth is... Unfortunately there is no such manager available right now...

This.

Right now,if a coach wishes to control the dressing room,he either has to be:


A)A top 3 coach in his prime(Pep,Klopp and dunno...Conte?)

or

B)A huge club legend[Xavi,Puyol(if he ends up coaching)]

But you see that even a huge club legend like Luis Enrique(maybe he isn’t as important to our history like Xavi or Puyol,but he is up there),can only control the dressing room as long as we’re winning.

When you have a team full of superstars that have won pretty much everything(from multiple Ligas to CLs and WCs),it is pretty tough to instill your will.Even Pep kinda lost control of the team in his last season.

Now imagine you are a nobody like EV or Tata,or a coach that hasn’t worked in Europe(Gallardo),or even a relatively small club legend(like Coemann).Unless you are winning consistently,you are fucked.The moment adversity strikes,you’ve pretty much lost the dressing room.And even if you are successful and winning titles,the seniors will eventually stop caring.
 
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BBZ8800

Senior Member
Players in our squad have won three or four times whatever Koeman won and they did it while being considered the best in the world, they are bigger club legends now than he ever was... Besides, players don't care about what happened 25 years ago, especially since Koeman hasn't done anything relevant as a coach...

You make it sound as if he is some kind of a bum.
Regarding a current era, our legends are only Messi, Xavi, Iniesta and Busi.
And for me, none of them has even a tiny bits of leadership or being some kind of a teacher.
I know that our fanbase is obsessed with Xavi being the new great manager, but I personally don't have too much faith in Xavi due to his:
1) somewhat shy and submissive personality
2) plus, he isn't the greatest with words

I am not a football coach, but I guess that we could say that some basic skills for top football coaches are:
1. tactical knowledge (Xavi could learn that part)
2. being a leader, a teacher, a father of players. I totally can't see Xavi in that role. The only good thing about him is that he is a legend. But for me he is not too far from Messi.
Imagine if Messi is your coach. Ok, he is an awesome player, but can you imagine him yelling, leading and cheering in tough moments? I can't.
Xavi is not much better than Messi for me in that regard.
A good coach imo should have some similar leadership skills the same as a captain of a team.
And we don't have captains and leaders for years in a current team. We only have world class TECHNICAL footballers, not leaders.
3. similar to a point no2, imo, majority of best coaches are something like Pep, Klopp.
You know that they have knowledge, but you have some fear and respect towards them as a person, not only as a footballer.
Ferguson once threw a boot into Beckham's head.
Pep is crazy and you have to listen to him.
Klopp is also crazy.
Simeone will kill your whole family if you will make a mistake.
Zidane is a tough guy also.

Then you have imo soft guys like Wenger, Sarri who are good tacticians and good "friends" of players, but they will probably never reach 100% of their potential because they are lacking that fear and respect from players.
EV falls into that category also.
Do you think that players are scared of him? Lol, no.
On the other hand, Lucho was a crazy guy. But he also couldn't do too much.

So, regarding this "total package", I don't see Xavi, Iniesta or Busi as good coaches because no one will be afraid of them.
From our former players, on paper, for me: Ronaldinho could be that guy one day (he has those leadership qualities in him), Puyol could be that guy (but he is a CB, so his build up and tactical knowledge is questionable) and Van Bommel could surely be that guy.
Cocu and Van Bronckhorst are also somewhat too nice to gain fear and respect from Barca's players.

So, when you guys are dismissing players like Koeman, then please don't mention Xavi, lol.
If Koeman is an ancient player, then our only options are those 3 mentioned above (Ronnie, Puyol, Bommel).

Players in our squad have won three or four times whatever Koeman won and they did it while being considered the best in the world

Sorry, but this is just a huge recency bias.
As if everything what other teams and players have achieved in the past is nothing compared to a mighty current era.
From a current era, only Messi, Xavi and Iniesta are true Goats on their positions. And Puyol and Alves, but they are gone.
Busi, the jury is out there and there is a huge chance that he was awesome only because he played alongside Xavi, Iniesta and Messi who masked his flaws.
Other players in our team aren't any better than our former legends.

Ronald Koeman won:
From 1985 to 1994 won 8 league titles in 10 years: 1 with Ajax, 3 with PSv and 4 in a row with Crujff's Barca.
Won Champions league with Psv in 1988 and with Barca in 1992 (being the scorer of a title winning 1:0 free kick).
Plus, on an NT level, he won Euros in 1988 with Netherlands.
8 league titles, 2 CLs, 1 CL final, 1 Euros.
Played 264 matches for Barca and scored 88 goals for Barca in his 6 years here.
For example, Neymar scored 105 goals for Barca, Ronaldinho 94, Xavi 85, Iniesta 57, Henry 49, Villa 48.
He is the highest scoring central defender of all time with 254 goal in his career.

So, from our current players, who is a bigger legend than Koeman?
Only Messi. Imo Busi and Pique are tied with him.
Suarez, Raki, Vidal, Dembele, Cou, Alba, Mats, Lenglet, Frenkie, Arthur, Semedo, Umtiti are all miles behind Koeman.
So, if our players won't listen, then they are just a bunch of spoiled, overrated and complacent brats.

Realistically, only a guy with traits of Pep or Klopp can tame our squad, someone who has the personality and the managerial/tactical skills to put his money where his mouth is... Unfortunately there is no such manager available right now...

I agree here.
And also, as said above: they install some fear as persons and are somewhat good teachers.
Xavi and co can't install fear.

Do you think that Gallardo can install fear? I don't think so, lol.
So, which coach is the closest thing to be:
1. being a legend?
2. has Barca's connections?
3. can install SOME fear?
4. has some results behind him?

** Back to Koeman:
Koeman was a free-kick and penalty-kick specialist. He is Barcelona's second-highest goalscorer from free kicks, behind only Lionel Messi, with 26 goals from set pieces in all competitions. His goal tally of 254 goals in his entire career makes him the top scoring defender in European football.

He is our 2nd best free kick taker ever.
Better than Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Neymar and all other famous players.
Btw:
Koeman scored 26 free kick goals only for Barca in his 6 years here.
While Neymar has scored 17 free kick goals in his whole career.
And a mighty CR7 (the best player of all time by some fans from a current era) has scored 13 free kick goals in his whole career, lol.
So, a recency bias is quite strong and is far from reality.

For younger fans, a video of Ronald Koeman killing goalkeepers for years with his shot, lol:

Someone should only show this video to our players and they should be scared as hell :lol:
 
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