Erling Braut Haaland

Yannik

Senior Member
He clearly isn't chasing a legendary career by choosing to be the boss in a clown fiesta team ... which is sad

as opposed to joining a top club with 18, sitting on the bench for 2 years and then being sold to Fulham?
 
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1993Kaan1993

New member
Farmer be farming in a farmer league innit

he is already one of the best strikers in the world. Too bad, he dislikes PSG after PSG players made fun of him.

btw, Real farmers leagues are La Liga and Serie A.Worst leagues among top 5 leagues. Messi fans loves hyping La Liga, so that they can praise Messi's statpadding in La Liga. La Liga was the best some years ago, but, they lost so much quality over the last 5 years. People thinks that Ligue 1 will be easy for Messi. but, they never watched Ligue 1 before.Messi will struggle with the physicality of Ligue 1.
 

JamDav1982

Senior Member
he is already one of the best strikers in the world. Too bad, he dislikes PSG after PSG players made fun of him.

btw, Real farmers leagues are La Liga and Serie A.Worst leagues among top 5 leagues. Messi fans loves hyping La Liga, so that they can praise Messi's statpadding in La Liga. La Liga was the best some years ago, but, they lost so much quality over the last 5 years. People thinks that Ligue 1 will be easy for Messi. but, they never watched Ligue 1 before.Messi will struggle with the physicality of Ligue 1.

Trying a lot of different angles to troll and get reaction eh?
 

Fati_Future_BallonDor

Well-known member
he is already one of the best strikers in the world. Too bad, he dislikes PSG after PSG players made fun of him.

btw, Real farmers leagues are La Liga and Serie A.Worst leagues among top 5 leagues. Messi fans loves hyping La Liga, so that they can praise Messi's statpadding in La Liga. La Liga was the best some years ago, but, they lost so much quality over the last 5 years. People thinks that Ligue 1 will be easy for Messi. but, they never watched Ligue 1 before.Messi will struggle with the physicality of Ligue 1.

:no:
 

FinBarcelonafan

Well-known member
he is already one of the best strikers in the world. Too bad, he dislikes PSG after PSG players made fun of him.

btw, Real farmers leagues are La Liga and Serie A.Worst leagues among top 5 leagues. Messi fans loves hyping La Liga, so that they can praise Messi's statpadding in La Liga. La Liga was the best some years ago, but, they lost so much quality over the last 5 years. People thinks that Ligue 1 will be easy for Messi. but, they never watched Ligue 1 before.Messi will struggle with the physicality of Ligue 1.

Someone's butthurt
 

Vilarrubi

New member
he is already one of the best strikers in the world. Too bad, he dislikes PSG after PSG players made fun of him.

btw, Real farmers leagues are La Liga and Serie A.Worst leagues among top 5 leagues. Messi fans loves hyping La Liga, so that they can praise Messi's statpadding in La Liga. La Liga was the best some years ago, but, they lost so much quality over the last 5 years. People thinks that Ligue 1 will be easy for Messi. but, they never watched Ligue 1 before.Messi will struggle with the physicality of Ligue 1.

Jair is that you?
 

KingLeo10

Senior Member
he is already one of the best strikers in the world. Too bad, he dislikes PSG after PSG players made fun of him.

btw, Real farmers leagues are La Liga and Serie A.Worst leagues among top 5 leagues. Messi fans loves hyping La Liga, so that they can praise Messi's statpadding in La Liga. La Liga was the best some years ago, but, they lost so much quality over the last 5 years. People thinks that Ligue 1 will be easy for Messi. but, they never watched Ligue 1 before.Messi will struggle with the physicality of Ligue 1.

Never seen someone cartwheel so much for a big, fat L in my years on this forum.

:valverde:
 

Proper

Banned
Barcelona can't even afford his 48 year old dad, so don't build your hopes up on this guy coming to Barcelona, there's no chance.

He's Premier League bound. My money is one of the Manchester clubs, United will be looking for that predator to finish all the chances they create (Martial is rubbish/Rashford inconsistent and Cavani is a short term solution) and City may target him as Aguero's replacement.
 

krakdol

New member
BVBs fitness-team looks like it has been carefully picked out by fitness expert Silvio Berlusconi.

She has the same lips as Haaland. They both look like they're about to shoot a porn scene.

It may help with fitness, not sure about that.
 

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