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    Valverde the type to play for a draw and penalties in the CL final.



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    can we get a world class coach plz? More mediocre than Valverde its impossible, without messi this team dont create nothing, its scary really! with a coach the champions league would be ours, easy!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Messigician View Post
     | Yesterday was Valverde’s 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th game without a loss with FC Barcelona (out of the 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ games Valverde coached the team).  That's an undefeated % of 91.74%... That is atleast 13% higher than any other manager that has coached Barcelona (minimum 100 games).

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    Interesting stat. Statistically, he looks ok. Trouble occurs if you like to watch football though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Messigician View Post
     | Yesterday was Valverde’s 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th game without a loss with FC Barcelona (out of the 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ games Valverde coached the team).  That's an undefeated % of 91.74%... That is atleast 13% higher than any other manager that has coached Barcelona (minimum 100 games).

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    Interesting stat. Statistically, he looks ok. Trouble with Valverde occurs if you like to watch football though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horatio View Post
    Haters will then counter with...
    Real sucks today.
    Atletico sucks today.
    Sevilla sucks today.
    All La Liga's teams and European opponents suck today.

    During Pep, on the other hand, all of our opponents were in their best form in their history and played with 14 players on a field.
    Today, everything is easy and it has nothing to do with Valverde
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBZ8800 View Post
    Today, everything is easy and it has nothing to do with Valverde
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    Last year, Valverde received criticism for not rotating enough during the latter stages of the season. Then we got knocked out against Roma. Criticism intensified.
    Fast forward one year, the response by Valverde has been to rotate the whole damn team before tomorrow's game against Man U.

    This approach reminds me of a sulking 5 year old kid who has just been told by his parents that he has to clean his room. My bet is that key members of Barcelona approached him about rotating the squad and this is his response!!!! Why can't Valverde just rotate a few key players, so that everyone learns to play in harmony and the entire squad feels like a key member?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George_Costanza View Post
    Statistically:
    1. Barca won 1 Champions league title in 106 years before Messi.
    And 4 Champions league titles in the next 14 years with Messi.
    2. Barca won 9 La Liga titles in the last 14 years since Messi started to play regularly.
    On the other hand, without Messi, for example, Barca won the exact number of La Liga titles (9) from 1960 to 2005.
    So, Barca won 9 La Ligas in 45 years before Messi.
    And 9 La Ligas in 14 years with Messi.
    You do realize that every single coach who had Messi had an insane cheating codes? Rijkaard, Pep, Lucho included?
    3. Out of Barca's 5 CLs, the only coach ever who won a CL without Messi was Cruijff.
    4. If Pep again doesn't make it this season with City, the best coach in the world (by our posters) will have 0/6 CL wins without Messi.

    So, if everything what EV does is only about Messi, then the largest part of our recent history, Pep and Lucho is also: mostly on Messi, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBZ8800 View Post
    Statistically:
    1. Barca won 1 Champions league title in 106 years before Messi.
    And 4 Champions league titles in the next 14 years with Messi.
    2. Barca won 9 La Liga titles in the last 14 years since Messi started to play regularly.
    On the other hand, without Messi, for example, Barca won the exact number of La Liga titles (9) from 1960 to 2005.
    So, Barca won 9 La Ligas in 45 years before Messi.
    And 9 La Ligas in 14 years with Messi.
    You do realize that every single coach who had Messi had an insane cheating codes? Rijkaard, Pep, Lucho included?
    3. Out of Barca's 5 CLs, the only coach ever who won a CL without Messi was Cruijff.
    4. If Pep again doesn't make it this season with City, the best coach in the world (by our posters) will have 0/6 CL wins without Messi.

    So, if everything what EV does is only about Messi, then the largest part of our recent history, Pep and Lucho is also: mostly on Messi, isn't it?
    Basically Messi's the fuckin man!!! Cheers for reminding us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBZ8800 View Post
    Statistically:
    1. Barca won 1 Champions league title in 106 years before Messi.
    And 4 Champions league titles in the next 14 years with Messi.
    2. Barca won 9 La Liga titles in the last 14 years since Messi started to play regularly.
    On the other hand, without Messi, for example, Barca won the exact number of La Liga titles (9) from 1960 to 2005.
    So, Barca won 9 La Ligas in 45 years before Messi.
    And 9 La Ligas in 14 years with Messi.
    You do realize that every single coach who had Messi had an insane cheating codes? Rijkaard, Pep, Lucho included?
    3. Out of Barca's 5 CLs, the only coach ever who won a CL without Messi was Cruijff.
    4. If Pep again doesn't make it this season with City, the best coach in the world (by our posters) will have 0/6 CL wins without Messi.

    So, if everything what EV does is only about Messi, then the largest part of our recent history, Pep and Lucho is also: mostly on Messi, isn't it?
    my man, good post, but this analysis is like 'discovering' gravity in 2019 and claiming you're Newton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBZ8800 View Post

    So, if everything what EV does is only about Messi, then the largest part of our recent history, Pep and Lucho is also: mostly on Messi, isn't it?
    Yes, but Messi was still developing under Rijkaard and mostly under Pep. He is a finished product under Lucho and he is a Goat player and a coach under Valverde.

    Do you think Messi would be the Messi of today if let us say Valverde was coaching Barca under Laporta leadership instead of Pep? Messi won't even be starter until maybe 2010/11. The answer is quite obvious really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBZ8800 View Post
    Statistically:
    1. Barca won 1 Champions league title in 106 years before Messi.
    And 4 Champions league titles in the next 14 years with Messi.
    2. Barca won 9 La Liga titles in the last 14 years since Messi started to play regularly.
    On the other hand, without Messi, for example, Barca won the exact number of La Liga titles (9) from 1960 to 2005.
    So, Barca won 9 La Ligas in 45 years before Messi.
    And 9 La Ligas in 14 years with Messi.
    You do realize that every single coach who had Messi had an insane cheating codes? Rijkaard, Pep, Lucho included?
    3. Out of Barca's 5 CLs, the only coach ever who won a CL without Messi was Cruijff.
    4. If Pep again doesn't make it this season with City, the best coach in the world (by our posters) will have 0/6 CL wins without Messi.

    So, if everything what EV does is only about Messi, then the largest part of our recent history, Pep and Lucho is also: mostly on Messi, isn't it?
    Not a bad post if you think Barca since 2005 was Crystal Palace + Messi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Messigician View Post
    �� | Yesterday was Valverde’s 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣the game without a loss with FC Barcelona (out of the 1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ games Valverde coached the team). ���� That's an undefeated % of 91.74%... That is at least 13% higher than any other manager that has coached Barcelona (minimum 100 games).��

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    Fuck,we may actually win the CL :O
    The official Barcaforum 2016/17 MotM thread

    "At Barcelona, you’ll hear about this kid on the youth team. He wears number 10 like you. He’s small like you. He plays with the ball like you.[...]His name is Leo Messi.[...]I want you to give him one piece of advice.

    Tell him, “Play with happiness. Play free. Just play with the ball.”

    Even when you are gone, the free style will live on in Barcelona through Messi."

    Ronaldinho Gaucho,to his 8 year old self

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    The team is carrying him soooo much XD
    Could just put up a paper saying "sub Roberto/Semedo, Coutinho/Dembele and Arthur/Vidal.
    No need to show up.